Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 19, 2023

I’m 82 and still looking for another way. Ain’t found it yet.

I agree: Hush UP Oprah!

That’s a photo of Andy Warhol in the second panel, who, just today, 36 years after his death, had the Supreme Court rule against him in a copyright dispute over a portrait he did of pop singer Prince in 1984.

I don’t know that Oprah was ever a role model for weight loss.

Genetics, not athletics.

The other way is don’t put yourself in that position to begin with.

Oprah doesn’t diet anymore, Opus. Now she has her “gummies.” Don’t eat well; don’t exercise; just lose 30# in a month eating your way to real trouble. No good food; no exercise; ignore doctors recomendation of losing 10# a month. Yeaah.

Ah, the laws of physics strikes again.

The only way one can have that lean and hungry look is to be hungry. That is an unfortunate fact.

Unfortunately, it’s not just how much you eat, but what you eat that matters. I was able to get my weight much better under control after I cut way back on sugary foods and forced myself to eat more broccoli.

Oorrr….you might just look at yourself and realize that you look the way a PENGUIN is supposed to look.

That is not what Oprah is touting now, she claims one gummie a night will let you loose 30 lbs. by Memorial Day.

The Oprah is hardly the one to be giving advice to the wounded weight-loss warrior.

Now, it’s time for Opus to come to grips with His Only Valid Path: eat less and exercise!