Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 30, 2023

Next: The Official Michael Jackson Castration Kit.

One could add additional paraphernalia to reflect Michael’s later years, but I’d rather not go down that road.

New Year’s Resolution: Replenish the Popofol!

A pedophile is still a pedophile by any other name…….no matter how rich or talented.

If all else fails, maybe it will cure Oliver’s headache… hey, it worked for Uncle Fester.

I walked by a record store in a mall and glanced at a poster of an attractive woman wearing a leather jacket. I got closer and saw it was Michael Jackson. The horror!

Don’t forget the first in the series, the Diana Ross Look-alike Kit.

For decades, I couldn’t understand why Michael Jackson was so determined to remodel his facial features . Eventually, I learned that it was because, as he grew into adulthood, he kept looking more and more like his abusive father, whom he had good reason to hate the sight of.

And the" nuzzling up to kiss little children who don’t want one" machine will come from the Biden camp. It’s all good, right?

Pops and Eleanor have reason to be concerned about Oliver; and Binkley is an enabler!