Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 04, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: I shall sit here, outside your classroom window. All day I shall make it rain in this spot, so you may be undistracted by the lovely weather. I will stop during your recesses, that you may still enjoy the sun. Phoebe: That's considerate of you. Marigold: Well, with the constant drip-drip-drip, I will need the bathroom breaks.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
Marigold doesn’t strike me as the type who would do it on any patch of grass. But with all the idiotic bathroom politics going around, I can’t ask any more questions without sounding creepy.
Hello.hello over 8 years ago
The sparkles might distract phoebe though
Neo Stryder over 8 years ago
Why is she in the school before sunrise?
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
What an awesome friend! I wish I’d had a friend like Marigold when I was growing up. Actually, I wish I had one like her now. But I love thunderstorms, so I’d want her to give me a few good whoppers a week.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Very thoughtful Marigold.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Must be a progressive school, to have a “little unicorns’ room”!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Damn!Now i have to go pee…
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
If Marigold could make it snow, Phoebe wouldn’t have to go to school at all.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Does her urine sparkle? Geesh.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
OK Unicorn.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
Well, at least this confirms she still needs to make visits to the little filly’s room. I know there has been past speculation on whether or not unicorns had that need, if only because it hadn’t been mentioned before and with the average unicorn’s need to present themselves as pristine in every aspect…shrugs
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just because.