Pickles by Brian Crane for May 03, 2016

back to the nap of boredom and of don’t care

Number one cause of whiplash in senior men.

As I was.

That is right on.

It’s a Venus thing.

I do this to my husband whenever he starts talking about something I find a bore! Two can play at that game.

The answer is four! No? George Washington?

But Opal’s conversation was so scintillating, Earl !She got me at ripple stitch.

It’s like a reflex. The way my mom’s shoulder’s automatically go to her ears whenever she enters a shopping mall. Or the way my eyes glaze over whenever anyone starts talking about anything scientific or mathematical. Love it!!

I always tell Himself, "Someday you’ll wish you’d listened. Like if I’m saying, “This gun is loaded!”

Same kind of tone-deaf husband will swear she said something she NEVER said, preferably in the company of others so she can’t kill him. 54 years here…

I once made a sweater using raised double trebles. Still got it but it’s a bit tight, now.

Record the description and sell it as a non-habit-forming sedative.

I’m with Earl.

Sorry, Opal.

xxx

Weird, no offense meant to anyone, but I happened to doze off while reading the comments above. I’m the same way with fight scenes in movies, I figure it will last about 10 minutes, I wake up 10 minutes later to enjoy the rest of the movie.