Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2016

I remember the Pillage People, they used to stay at the YMCA, I think…

To my dad, every day was Put Your Son To Work Day….

Just remember guys, its pillage then burn.

Maybe Hagar the Horrible should try this.

the crocs in the moat, can ruin your whole day as well.

Another reason that Viking tours can be so disappointing.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.

Applicant: I like rape.

The reference to Blazzing Saddles is great by Dr_Zinj. How many would remember that great picture from the 70’s?

May be why the Vikings never took along their women!?

Oh well, it’s just a job. Can’t disappoint anyone ’cus some kids are not satisfied.

Whose ‘great’ idea was it to take your daughter to work anyway. Idiot.

Her Pillager grandparents wish her well…

First one in is the Pillage Idiot!

Trade the Pillage Idiot for the Village Idiot!

Now I’ll have this commercial in my head for the rest of the day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvrVSiKnlKk

I’ll bet the pillagers’ camp is even more dank and dingy than a bleedin’ CASTLE!

Is it an Aussie castle? Then it would be the plunder from down under.

and from another fine comedy classic:I bet they know the flying speed of both the African and European Swallows.

Obligatory Firesign Theater reference: “I’m going in, ma. There a vacancy!”

MY daughter would have jumped the moat, and torn the gate down. First female paramedic/firefighter in her county, and beat all the men on the agility/strength tests for the department, her record still stands ten years later!

This is why it’s not called “Take your TEENAGE daughter to work day”.

I blow my nose in your direction!

Joken’, I’m pretty sure you can say fart in this forum.the line is “I fart in your general direction.”…But their second movie, The Life of Brian is still the most important movie they ever made….I dare you to watch it again and think about the Middle East right now….I dare you…The action takes place 2,000 years ago, but the passions and reasons are identical to today….Greatest movie ever made…..Seriously….I don’t know if it’s the funniest, most truthful movie I’ve ever seen, or the most truthful funny movie I’ve ever seen… It should be taught in schools…

That drawbridge isn’t going to make it across the moat.