Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2016

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    NormyBates  over 8 years ago

    So difficult to talk about sex to birds.

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    Claire Jordan  over 8 years ago

    It’s one of those curious little cultural differences, but here in the UK hens’ eggs are brown (or in the case of some very fancy breeds, pale pink, blue or green). Duck eggs are white, but I haven’t seen a white hen’s egg on sale in Britain since I think the 1960s.

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    joegeethree  over 8 years ago

    Is Monty birdsitting Moondog’s parrot?

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    What will Fleshy have for breakfast I wonder?

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    steverinoCT  over 8 years ago

    Some folks I talk to, used to white eggs, think the brown eggs are somehow fresher, organic, or in some way better (like whole wheat vs. white bread). I just don’t like brown eggs because I find the shells too brittle: they tend to crumble in my hand when I try to break them. Tastes the same to me.

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    rnmontgomery  over 8 years ago
    . . . “And you keep them in the fridge???”
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    grainpaw  over 8 years ago

    The Mother Earth News chicken and egg page:http://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/eggs-zl0z0703zswa.aspx

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    Scoutmaster77  over 8 years ago

    Hmmm… a bird that doesn’t know about the birds and the bees.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A commercial here sings, “Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh!”

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    VictorJulison  over 8 years ago

    This directly corresponds to a gross joke I’ve heard.

    Person1: Eggs are gross because you’re eating a chicken fetus.

    Person2: That’s not true. They’re not even fertilized.

    Person1: Oh… That’s okay then, I guess.

    Person2: Yeah. Technically, you’re eating a chicken’s period.

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