Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 17, 2016

Perhaps the only time she’s ever been so.

Oh goody! Dog germs! That’ll straighten her out but good!

Your piloting skill may come in handy to me. Oh, my stoner dog also wants me to tell you she hero worships you. Anyway, await further instructions WWI Flying Ace.

Ack! My Lips touched Dog Lips!!!!!

Lucy’s taking this relatively calm…

Lucy could use some straightening out of her own…

Kiss, followed shortly with a punch in the snout for you!

Snoopy: 20 Lucy: 0

She’s clearly in shock. Normally she’d already be running in circles, screaming for iodine and disinfectant.

Snoopy is indeed a brave fighting man if he can kiss the likes of Lucy. I wonder if Lucy is short for Lucifer?

If he were your dog he’d bite your ankles before running away.

THERE IT IS! There it is: Snoopy’s smooch. He’ll be back home soon.

Is Snoopy going out of his way to catch a disease?

xxx

Finally! That’s what Snoopy should have done from the beginning. He must know by now that’s all it takes to keep Lucy at bay.

gagging does not equal speechless

When in doubt…(someone please finish ths for me, i dont know what to say!)

There’s our Snoopy smooch! Now cue Lucy, running around in circles:

“AUGH! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I got dog germs! Got some hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!”

@Snoopy_FanHello. Thanks for your comment the other day. I’ve never been to London but there are so many attractions there. Buckingham Palace, London Eye, St. Paul’s Cathedral, Big Ben Clock etc. The other places I’ve been to in England are Blackpool (Lancashire) Scarborough (North Yorkshire) and Leeds/York/Harrogate also in Yorkshire. -In my part of North East, England the town is a disappointment. It’s a run down town and a lot of the shops seem to be closing. The rest of the area is lovely. -When I was on my Leeds trip in November, I stayed in the hotel for a day because I was tired. It sounds lame but all we were doing was shopping and I didn’t really see the fun in trailing around shops for 4 hours. The best part of my trip was looking around the Yorkminister Cathedral. Points of interest like the Cathedral is what I prefer. -One last thing. On Tuesday it was “World Blood Donor Day” and it falls on 14th June every year. I’ve never really followed it. I am now!-May your weekend be as wonderful as ever!xxx

That’s it Snoop, kill her with kindness.

Reminds me of the old bit about a guy sitting on a park bench reading a paper. On the ground next to him is a dog. Another man walks up and asks, “Does your dog bite?” Man on the bench answers, “No.” Second man reaches out to pet the dog, and nearly gets his hand ripped off. He yells at the man on the bench, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” Without looking up from his paper, man on the bench dryly says, “This is not my dog.”