Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    And your wife is looking forward to that day.

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    Isn’t this a rerun? Could swear I remember reading this a few months to a few years ago.

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    cdgar  over 8 years ago

    Hope you survive the re-newing of your vows Larry. Better to die of old age than by the hand of a scorned woman.

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 8 years ago

    If he recites those vows his misery might be very short lived.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 8 years ago

    The last line is absolute poetry. I am awed at your talent, Larry.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Make her fall in love with you all over again ……….

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    If he reads those at the ceremony, he’s going to learn the hard way what “’til death do us part” means.

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    StCleve72  over 8 years ago

    Hey Larry; they have this thing now called divorce, which you’ll soon find out about.

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    Srover  over 8 years ago

    Such honesty, I’m gonna need a moment. Sniffle.

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    Dave Thorby  over 8 years ago

    Reminds me of an old I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again sketch:“Too have and to hold.”“Yes she is too h-old, but I don’t mind having her!”

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    Croc Power !

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    Brian Fink  over 8 years ago

    I tried Larry’s vows on my wife, she called me an idiot. Hopefully Junior will help him out.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 8 years ago

    Yep, it is a rerun.http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/02/11

    Just colored different, but the lines are the same.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Is the entire week being rerun. Or is just this strip being recycled?

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Life’s a bitch, and you are my life!

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    jessegooddoggy  over 8 years ago

    Croc re-runs are fine with me! i will never understand why we only see them about once a month.

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    lin4869  over 8 years ago

    Well, for me, the timing is almost perfect. My husband’s and my wedding anniversary is tomorrow.

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    IQTech61  over 8 years ago

    If he recites those vows, she should dump him and move on. No one should ever stay with a partner who sees the relationship as misery.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Looks like the strip itself was renewed.:As for Patty, she could “renew” her marriage with another husband.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 8 years ago

    He might as well write his obituary also, cause the funeral will follow shortly!

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    Thanks to everyone who responded and confirmed my suspicions.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Sounds the normal kind of marriage to me.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    On top of all his other verbal tics, Larry stutters (11 II 16). Well, that is the least of his troubles now. With Patty and Staci both buying, the hardware store will be running out of “baskets, large, weatherproof.”

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    rgcviper  over 8 years ago

    What a romantic …

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago

    One day soon…

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    Comicmaaan  over 8 years ago

    Can Junior get more attention in the strip?

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