Pickles by Brian Crane for May 27, 2016

Nelson has to be the most confused kid, if he takes that old man literally.

Kids are fun to mess with :D

He also thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Pinocchio’s nose grows. Earl’s nose should’ve exploded after that head-turner.

Everything I post here is a lie..Including that.

But if you never lie then you were telling the truth when you said “I was lying” but that cannot be true because you never lie . . . Error! Error! Norman coordinate.

Ooh, now you’re lying Gramps! I get it, haha!

Wonder why they call it ’ A little white lie ’?

A statement which is self-contradictory is neither true nor false, but simply invalid.

On an island filled with cannibals, you come to a fork in the road. Two natives are there: a cannibal who only tells lies, and a vegetarian who only tells the truth. You are allowed one question to determine which road to take to safety. What do you ask?

Which road would the other guy tell me to take?Learned that from the movie "Labyrinth.

Headache time!!

Warnig !! Causality loop ! Run while you can !

How to make a lie detector explode:

“I always tell the truth!”

xxx

Shouldn’t there be a door behind the stoop they are sitting on?

Trust me!

? 8^(

(I just now watched the youtube of the thing and see she also realized she would get a lie regardless so she picked the opposite of the answermathematically: a negative times a positive equals a positive times a negative equals a negative)

I thought this one would have more hearts tbh