Herman by Jim Unger for June 30, 2016

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    Simon_Jester  over 8 years ago

    “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 8 years ago

    ..and that’s when panic set in and the cell phones came out!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    “I didn’t know you could fly.”.“Fly? Yes. Land? No.”

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    rshive  over 8 years ago

    Depends which direction you want it flown.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    I could if it were a 727, sorry.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    I have no problem flying. It’s the take offs and landings that might be a big problem

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 8 years ago

    “Yes. Yes I DO fly a 747. Why, did I leave it parked with its lights on?”

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    magicwalnut  over 8 years ago

    Oh jeez!

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    Foghorn  over 8 years ago

    Not Jonathan Winters…it was Bob Newhart.

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    shipl14  over 8 years ago

    But he couldn’t hack it

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    Gibralter  over 8 years ago

    It’s probably nothing. Why do we always assume the worst?

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    How difficult can it be. I’m sure there’s an app for that.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 8 years ago

    It’s a Flight Sim junkie’s sweetest dream, that this would happen and he’d get a chance to fly a real 747.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago

    No, but I’m quite proficient at parachuting.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 8 years ago

    Wasn’t Jonathon Winters, it was Bob Newhart. Luggage weigh-in was a bathroom scale, First-Class had overhead straps to hang onto, tourist didn’t.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    British had developed auto pilots.Even at that, they shouldn’t have left their seats unattended, but the temptation was just too great.Knowing the Americans were not used to such things, one put his plane on Autopilot, tied a string to the back of his seat, went through the passengers to the toilet in the rear while pulling his string behind him..“Pardon me, Yank, but nature calls. Be a good fellow and keep this string taut, would you old boy?”.The passengers were terrified but durst not move.

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    What? Me worried ?  over 8 years ago

    No ,no I can’t ,but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night !

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    sml7291 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Nope, the biggest thing I’ve ever flown was a B-52 (about 40 years ago), but these days you just use the autopilot for everything anyway so not much real flying in the 747 unless you absolutely need to. I’m sure my Cherokee 140 is adequate practice for that… well better than M$ Flight Sim anyway… 8^)

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