Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 08, 2016

My best guess: Her best garden gnome that was broken (busted) was named “Dorf”, probably after Tim Conway’s character.

(The image is a link to the XKCD page. No, I’m not the author.)

Looks like Jef is getting a little annoyed with his neighbors.

The Black Knight in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” did not yield to King Arthur, but did yield to Gnome Ann.

Busteddorff?? It sounds similar to Dumbledore. (of Hogwarts)

NG, I am not making any sort of judgement on alcohol, tobacco, or marijuana….. but your statement of “high off the carcingenic cigarettes” has me confused.Never having sampled marijuana myself… I cannot fully understand what being “high” means…. but I have presumed the term referred to being intoxicated in some fashion.As a pipe tobacco smoker myself, the term “high” as in intoxicated, does not really fit as a descriptor in my understanding of tobacco use. So, I guess I am asking for clarification of what you are meaning by your statement.

Of course it is just as likely that your neighbor used a rock, rather than a firework, to break your gnome.

My wife, the pathological knitter, accepts that challenge with an army of knitted bears!!