Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 04, 2016
July 03, 2016
July 05, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: Have fun at camp!
Marigold: I will!
Dad: Be good.
Phoebe: No!
Marigold: If you like, I can cast a mandatory goodness spell on her.
Dad: How did we ever parent, pre-unicorn?
Phoebe: What're you, a narc?
Marigold: No, a unicorn
“Narc—-do people still use that today?”.In this context, it makes no sense to me. “Narc” means (meant?) specifically the anti-narcotics police, not police in general.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
A perfectly timed rerun, I hope. It would be a shame if the comic lost it’s train of thought and reran the whole arc this was pulled from.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Unicorns cannot help being unicorns, Phoebe.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Would you prefer she said “Five-O”
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
A mandatory goodness spell? Does that exist? I bet teacher would kill to get something like that.
PJA over 8 years ago
The Mandatory Goodness Spell does have a side effect where she can no longer listen to Beethoven without wanting to upchuck.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hee hee hee!
qq4w354p2c over 8 years ago
“Home Security” …. “Transportation Security” …
Welcome to Camp Freedom. Mandatory good behavior spells are now in place ….
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Sounds tyrannical.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
I should have known there would be medicine like that. Can’t be good for you though.
soupygeorge over 8 years ago
Unarcorn.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
“Narc—-do people still use that today?”.In this context, it makes no sense to me. “Narc” means (meant?) specifically the anti-narcotics police, not police in general.
Official Foxtrot Page over 1 year ago
This strip has been used before.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I wonder if dad’ll shave his beard before he picks her up to take her home, like last time? :)