Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: EEEEK Jill: Oh, good call, Danae. Danae: Um...what? Jill: Personally, I would've gone for the seagull squadron, but the bat brigade will work just fine. Voices from out of frame: EEK EEK EEP EEEP EEEEK EEK EEP EEK EEK EEK EEK EEK EEK POOMPH Danae: You're weird, Jill. Jill: And I think you're pretty cool, too! Bats: EEK EEK EEP EEK EEP
redwinger2015 over 8 years ago
Bat cloud to save the day.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Hmm, the natural world isn’t nearly as out to kill us, as we are, it…
dadoctah over 8 years ago
This is probably how the famousTarzan yell originated.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago
Next stop, Wayne Manor.
Bogwalker over 8 years ago
Wonder if Danae still needs a bathroom break?
Varnes over 8 years ago
netPaul you could just leave instead…….
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Funny.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
This arc is getting too batty for me.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
guanoAs in, netPaul12 guano home, please.
momma-tink over 8 years ago
Finally, the answer to how they called Batman in the daytime. :) I’m loving this, Danae has met her match in Jill.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
netPaul, it’s time for you to go on hiatus.See you next whenever.
OPQRSTV98 over 8 years ago
Now they are off to chase the mosquito cloud.
dabugger over 8 years ago
The cool and weird; some combination; and it is interchangeable. A nature natural, or natural nature; what does Jill do besides have fun. Can Danae ;use her cynicism?
contralto2b over 8 years ago
I am loving this story line! Jill keeps Danae just a little off balance (which Danae is not used to). Good for Jill!
Vorticia over 8 years ago
Love this!
Linguist over 8 years ago
I’m enjoying Jill and Danae on their flights of fancy.
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
This is Danea’s “What I Did This Summer” essay for school. BWAHAHAHA
sllynch over 8 years ago
I’ve hardly seen a bat at all this summer, and usually there are quite a few in the evenings; I think all the residential spraying against mosquitoes has had an effect…
dflak over 8 years ago
Well, if Danae had the call of nature before, she probably doesn’t have it now. However a change of underwear might be advisable.
You haven’t lived until you’ve done something that caused you to perform an involuntary evacuation of either bowels or bladder … and I am not talking about old age either.
Fenshaw over 8 years ago
Go read something else. There’s a whole internet out there.
JBBLAW over 8 years ago
Jill isn’t weird , just a bit batty, or maybe a little flighty.
JBBLAW over 8 years ago
They caught a nice buzz but now its time to come down.
Jessica_D over 8 years ago
Bats after mosquitoes? Sounds like the natural order to me.
whiteaj over 8 years ago
I need a friend like this.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Guy was bitten by rabid bat here, $30,000 for medical treatment, $30 K !!!!!! Meanwhile when they wanted to clear the bats out of a VA domicilliary, it was pointed out that in the former marshes where it was built, bats kept down the mosquitoes that carried three major deadly diseases to the clients, while nobody had ever been bitten by a bat! Guano was periodically cleaned out to avoid problems with potential problems with that.
Ah, yes, Australia, snakes and things that bite and are deadly, just don’t handle ‘em. It’s like reading strips you don’t like, save the pain, and pass ’em by.
Varnes over 8 years ago
I’m pretty sure Wiley’s seagulls would have an attitude, Maybe even be neurotic….
Lazarus Long over 8 years ago
Jill has the makings of a new semi regular character. This whole story line follows the premise of the strips title.
Dr.silly over 8 years ago
It would appear your opinion of the Jill series is in the extreme minority here. You have a right to your opinion and to voicing it here. But your declaration that it’s “not funny” as an absolute is just plain wrong, and that applies to every cartoon. Humor is subjective and you can only speak for yourself. Please don’t imply that your taste is somehow universal. It’s not. That’s why there’s a variety of comics.
Mr.doom over 8 years ago
I agree. He must have a union contract.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you don’t like it you are free to leave whenever like
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
I work in a hospital. I see the results of nature killing us every day. Believe me, nature is 100% committed to killing and eating every one of us; and in many cases, eating us first and killing us second.