Coming Soon đ At the beginning of April, youâll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 09, 2016
Transcript:
Tj: You've been a great roomie, but I'll enjoy my freedom when you're gone. TJ: Me gone? Toni and I plan to live here, TJ. TJ: what? Not her apartment? Brad: No! It's a fifth the size of this place! Well, the bedroom's bigger but- TJ: And the kitchen's smaller, right? Perfect for how you two will live! Brad: How's that? TJ: Make love, not lasagna?
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Methinks TJ is now more worried about where heâll be living next year than he is about Brad and Toni.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yeah, I knew was headed this way. TJ will either get Toniâs old place or heâll have to find a new apartment.
oldcomicsfan over 8 years ago
Uh, correct me if Iâm wrong, butâŠ.doesnât Bradâs folks OWN the place, and he and TJ are renting? Brad has more right to stay there than TJ doesâŠâŠ
drewpamon over 8 years ago
I canât imagine wanting to have TJ living with you after youâre married.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
TJ, get lost. Iâm sick of you being on this planet.
Make Mine Marvel over 8 years ago
Bradâs folks certainly used to own the place. I can imagine they may have mortgaged it offstage during the run-up to the Fuse Project.
Hey! If the cafe/theater turns out not to be a financial success, does that mean they blew a Fuse?
Or has someone used that one already?
And on another topic: Do we know that the aunt who raised Toni and Fishbait has died, or is she just in another part of the country? I think Toni just said she and her brother âcame hereâ, but I also think she has referred to Fishbait and Shannon as her âonly livingâ relatives". Is there any more back story on the Daytona family than the conversation she had with Brad in the car?
ct0760 over 8 years ago
Why does TJ have to move? Just because the couple is getting married doesnât mean they are entitled to stuff, they planned on moving into toniâs and TJ was gonna have the house; they shouldnât be able to just come back and say theyâre taking the house. I remember a quote, âIn fairy tales, love inspires you to be noble and courageous, but in real life, love is just an all-purpose excuse for selfish behavior. You can lie and cheat and hurt people, and itâs all okay because youâre in love.â
rusty gate over 8 years ago
I think TJ is duping Brad into staying at Toniâs. Brad: ..the bedroomâs biggerâŠ, TJ: Make love, not lasagnaâŠ.Brad: Howâs that? In translation, Brad wouldnât you rather spend more time in the bedroom?
Airman over 8 years ago
For once, I agree with TJ. And I give a little wink to Brad for being so aware of the size of her bedroomâŠâŠâŠâŠ.and donât go telling me that he was just in there to replace a light bulb.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
I just donât get why the responsible commentators of all strips in this comic donât seem to notice how the shift to adult references in a relationshipâSEXâis being made with this arc. The move to the house, which was originally TJâs in the first place, and notably TJ does not seem to mind that Toni and Brad might take it over basically evicting him, is book-ended with a continuation of Bradâs original hint of having lots of âpracticeâ time with Toni, time which would be private. It kind of reminds me of a comment sometime ago where someone bemoaned that Luann was no longer in grade school pining over Aaron Hill. One of the great things about this strip is that, while the time moves slowly, it does, and the characters develop. Engaged people generally do a LOT of sex, married people maybe less over time, but it still amounts to a LOT, and results in little versions of them and life goes on. TJ makes that clear in his âmake love not lasagnaâ riff.
Salinasong over 8 years ago
If Brad and Toni live in the house, theyâll have an extra bedroom for Shannon. Theyâll probably need it and I think it would make Shannon feel more secure to feel that she has another place where she belongs.
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
TJâs expression in the last frame tells me that both he and Brad know this is a desperation play on TJâs part, and that heâll be packing his pots and pans soon.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Nope.And it is considered bad form to post âfirstâ without having something to actually say.Please go stand in the corner for a while.
Ruth Brown over 8 years ago
As I recall, Bradâs parents had to be talked into letting TJ rent at the house.
Rocknaww over 8 years ago
Marriage is an adult decision. Get your own place to live. Leave TJ alone. I am sure that TJ has renterâs rights. You canât simply kick him out.
Barry1941 over 8 years ago
Brad and Toni both have jobs, why canât they just get a bigger place of their own?
Rocknaww over 8 years ago
A quick question, if you donât mind. Did TJ invest in the cafe? Did he put any money into the FUSE?
Alan Smithee over 8 years ago
Move T.J. into Toniâs apartment and Toni into the house with Brad.
Chuck374 over 8 years ago
Brad should just go into that one of their plans is to be caring for Shannon on a more permanent basis. Three people in Toniâs apartment with no yard doesnât work. One person does. TJ.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Ha, Ha!Or âDonât Make An Egg Fu Of Yourself!â
Anon4242 over 8 years ago
Maybe TJ can move into Toniâs apartment.
Anon4242 over 8 years ago
I thought Brads house is a rental home owned by Brads parents.
TORAD_07 over 8 years ago
I think TJ will find Toniâs apartment is just right for himâŠâŠ
Actually, what Iâm reading here is that TJ doesnât like Toniâs apt. Heâs already said the âkitchen is too small.â As a chef, heâd want the largest kitchen possible. I think this is shaping up to be a significant source of conflict⊠Weâll see.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
âDimensionsââFloored By PlansââLa Dolce, Evita?ââDesert For DinnerââBon Appetit!ââHors Deurves!âŠA Break, Today!ââDrop A Bomb On TJââStructural, By EnlighteningââNews To Me!ââA Space CaseââSpatialâŠAnd RelationshipsâCookinâ!âŠWithout Gas"âPasta, Your PrimeââHey, Goood Lookinâ! Whatcha Got Cookinâ?â (âȘ)or âKit-chen And Canoodleâ
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Brad and Toni see TJ as their live-in cook.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
âYOU and Toni MOVE and CRAM Yourselves into Her Smaller Apartment Brad, While I continue to live COMFORTABLY at Your PARENTâS Much Larger House!â See? THIS is the OLD, âSomeone Else has to Make the Sacrifice,â TJ, Folks.
Five will get You Ten, that Minute Brad Leaves, the Old Parasite has got a Couple Suckers lined up to Sublease the place at TWICE the Rent Brad was Paying. And it will be Old Smiley, NOT Bradâs Parents, that Pocket the Extra DOUGHâŠ..,
bfloxword over 8 years ago
Where does Shannon live now? Not with a relative, apparently.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Left ya a response, late yesterday!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Itâs time for TJ to grow up and earn his own living, and live in his own home (be it house, apartment rental, condo, trailer; whatever). Brad and Toni (and in due course Shannon and perhaps even eventually children of their own) have greater need of a the house. And, yeah, since it belongs to Bradâs parents, I think he and Toni are likely to get itâŠ.
Keep on keepin' on over 8 years ago
TJ was REALLY looking forward to having the place to himself, wasnât he? HmmmâŠ.. wonder how hard heâll try and talk Brad and Toni into NOT living at the house?âŠActually folks, it WAS a rather rude (but understandable and innocent) overnight to just assume and announce the plan to TJ. Sounds like plans were discussed and known by him. He IS a person involved in this, and should have been consulted. Maybe even asked. (No matter how offensive some find him.);-)
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
You have won todayâs internet prize for haters. Take the nice, very warm stairs to your prize.
legaleagle48 over 8 years ago
No. BRADâS parents do. I donât know where people have gotten the idea that TJ does.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
TJ probably makes love TO his lasagna :p
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
The Degroots have no cause to evict TJ, Brad and TJ will have to work this out on their own⊠of course, Brad and Toni were ok with TJ staying, but, this might change that.
thebigboot over 8 years ago
Iâm amazed at the negativity towards TJ. Letâs look at Brad, these two are roommates and only now semi discussions are being had. Mainly Brad telling TJ how itâs going to be. Not bad for life long friends.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bradâs parents purchased the house, NOT TJ. Brad was the original tenant w TJ as housemate, but it is possible his name is on a rental agreement, too. We do not know.THIS is where TJâs money went (the Fuse):Greg EvansComic/Cartoon:LuannViewable Date:2015-04-04Pub. Date:2015-04-04Image Number:124049Caption:⊠Thereâd be a coffee bar, deli, theater, live music ⊠maybe Iâd even pick up my guitar again! The Warehouse Plan. This is truly ambitious and exciting, honey, but â what about funding? Right. I figure $60,000 minimum. I donât think weâd qualify for a loan ⊠No. Oh, well. Dumb idea. Hold on. Do we know a crazy person with an extra $60,000?It winds up being Shannon who later gets them talking after listening to various adults talk.
DebUSNRet over 8 years ago
HmmmmâŠ.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 8 years ago
Weedle weedleâŠ
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
Love, lasagna, itâs all the same. They both start with L.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
TJ isnât WRONG with his assumptionâŠ
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouchâŠ.
tomjudytx over 8 years ago
My only question is , why is TJ even at home now?All restaurant owners I know practically live at their restaurants. Seven days a week sometimes. The only time theyâre home is to sleep.
RSH over 8 years ago
If there is so much room, 5X Toniâs apt, then they can all live together.
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
I was responding to @TABJMBâs point about chefs, who typically devote so much time to their restaurants that they forget about their families. Not fire fighters.
notbornyesterday over 8 years ago
But you see that implies that TJ is willing to pay real market value rent, not some âgee we like you, youâre good for Bradâ family discounted low ball rent.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
When a comment is worth it I copy it to save. Never have with a so called first one.You know, now that you mention it, I got to thinking ⊠and neither have I.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
You know, TJ did babysit Shannon at least once, back in 2010:
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
no, a pet cat.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Perhaps I need to add a quick sentence or two in the FAQ about the house ownership, since it is likely to become a recurring subject in the strip between now and yearâs end.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
âThat makes no sense, Why would he steal if he has a thriving business, Kafe Kablooie?â_____________________________________
Gee, I dunno. Because Heâs TJ?
Also, do We REALLY know if the business is indeed âThrivingâ?
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
I got your reference, wasnât sure you got mine.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
We should be concerned here â Things tend to catch on fire and/or blow up when TJ is around.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Yes, itâs called eminent domain in law. Since it often curiously occurs to poorer and powerless neighborhoods when some rich guy wants a city to build him a sports arena (or some rich developers need a highway built to open farmland to development), it also has to do with selfish behavior. You rarely see cities shove sports arenas into rich neighborhoods, or bissect high end places with 8 lane highwaysâŠ
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spoiler: the way to a manâs brain is through his stomach.Never leave when there are grape leaves, wrapping it up one way or another, or spatula flip-flop.
Argythree over 8 years ago
SPOILER
Much ado about nothing; no eminently unwelcome changes in domain. Alls well that ends swell, unless you care that those you feed canât figure out what theyâre eatingâŠ
Argythree over 8 years ago
The good thing is, he doesnât have to. Not as if TJ was going to hire him as a sous chefâŠ
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Brd,Now i am craving an herbed lentil cabbage wrapped dolma with rich garlicky yogurt.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Keep ducking, probably more comingâŠ.
Make Mine Marvel over 8 years ago
Life ainât easy for a chef named Sous.
Anybody remember Shel Silverstein?
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Weird night here. My step-mom who would be 102 if she could make it to Nov 7th is passing. My step-sister-in-law was in touch w me earlier since we are in a different state. I hope i can fall asleep soon; too tense right now. Blanche had a pacemaker put in when she was 99, so her gentle passing might take longer than otherwise. She became my step-mom when i was an adult so ourâs has always been a trusting adult family friendship relationship.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
priorities are the important thing
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Dunk Rye: LOL!