Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2016

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Even the dragon is joining. But what the heck. He’s already a bachelor.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    Total elapsed time to bachelor mode: 1.23 seconds.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Shouldn’t he be sitting in his underwear scratching his a… too.

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    flagmichael  over 8 years ago

    The joy of bachelor mode is that it is a break from normal life. Yesterday was our 42nd anniversary, which we celebrated by taking our son to the hospital with possible sepsis. If life is not like making a wedding cake in a washing machine we are not doing enough!

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    What do you do with a drunken dragon?What do you do with a drunken dragon?What do you do with a drunken dragon,early in the morning?

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    Old Texan75  over 8 years ago

    If I get tired of bachelor mode, I visit any of the younger couples I know. I get rested real quick.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    As Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say…

    Engage!

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Even Henry Dragon is Relaxed

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    One of Laurel and Hardy’s funniest skits, “Helpmates”, has a similar theme.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    Really, what’s so bad about a pig dragon sty?

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    gammaguy  over 8 years ago

    Better hope she doesn’t discover she forgot something she has to come back for.

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