no meat, no eggs, no dairy, no problem!“And for the discerning palette, we have a completely gluten-free, trans-fat-free, sugar-free, salt-free, lactose-free, peanut-free, calorie-free, flavor-free, nutrition-free dinner that’ll knock your teeth out!”“Is it price-free?”“HO ha, you’re funny! Here’s the bill, $89. Doctor visits not included.”
In the siege of Leningrad during WW2, they were down to eating oily sawdust and cannibalism. They say it was a nightmare. In addition they had to put up with the brutal rule of the monster stalin.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
You know you’re in trouble when there isn’t even a mere vegetable for consumption.
californicated1 over 8 years ago
“Siege of Leningrad Special” coming right up.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
Low calorie too.
Phatts over 8 years ago
no meat, no eggs, no dairy, no problem!“And for the discerning palette, we have a completely gluten-free, trans-fat-free, sugar-free, salt-free, lactose-free, peanut-free, calorie-free, flavor-free, nutrition-free dinner that’ll knock your teeth out!”“Is it price-free?”“HO ha, you’re funny! Here’s the bill, $89. Doctor visits not included.”
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
In the siege of Leningrad during WW2, they were down to eating oily sawdust and cannibalism. They say it was a nightmare. In addition they had to put up with the brutal rule of the monster stalin.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Well, I was looking forward to lunch…
markmoss1 over 8 years ago
It could be worse. He’s getting the whole shoe. In “The Gold Rush”, Charlie Chaplin has to share a shoe with another prospector.
cwg over 8 years ago
Shoe’s probably tastier. (I kid, I know there’s tasty vegan meals out there, just haven’t met one yet.)
brklnbern over 8 years ago
Good one.