Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2016
Transcript:
Zebra: the crocs are afraid to eat anything on the endangered list, so i put a big list of those animals in their mailbox. Pig: How do you know which animals are endangered? Zebra : I don't. Really. So i threw in everything i could think of and them some. Crocodile:Tofu endangered? Crocodile: How many legs a tofu got?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
I’ll take any excuse to not eat tofu.
gocomics almost 8 years ago
Zebra thinks tofu is an animal? Out of character!
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Short version of the list:“Only non-endangered animal — crocodiles.”:Zebra Neighbor’s problem will solve itself.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Zebra! Why tofu? Couldn’t you just have put zebra and avoid dooming yourself?
asianwoof almost 8 years ago
Larry, looking down at his feet, says, “Woomun, no tofu you. Endangered!”
jaroc93 almost 8 years ago
No one eats Tofu Deba smh
jaroc93 almost 8 years ago
**Zeba
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Hmm Burmise python no endangered. Me go to Florida.
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
Wonder if the Nauga is on the list. Highly prized for their hyde.
noahproblem almost 8 years ago
Why are the crocs yelling? (Their dialogue is usually in both upper and lower case.)
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Tofu legs? To, Fu, Six, Eight; who knows? I’ve never seen a tofu running around loose in the wilds of the Urban Jungle….
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Croc no care what on list………………. just eat!
Joken' almost 8 years ago
My tofu gets legs when I leave it in the fridge too long
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
Should’ve put “zebra” as endangered.
eolan59 almost 8 years ago
I hope he put Mince on the list
Claire Jordan almost 8 years ago
I suppose it’s a play on the fact that the Scots like to kid innocent Americans that the haggis is an animal.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wonder if Zebra remembered to include the naugahyde on the list?
StarWarsGuy500 almost 8 years ago
If I saw a tofu with legs I’d probably seek help.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Does anyone here remember The Tofu Cow?
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Love it!
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chris_weaver almost 8 years ago
Save the tofus!!
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 8 years ago
tofu – fungus grown on toes very rare in crocs
neatslob Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Crocs, feel free to eat all the tofus and eggplants you can catch. Leaves less to foist on the rest of us.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
What about tofurkey? Close enough, right?
HowieL almost 8 years ago
The nauga once lived in the cliffs in Naugatuck, Connecticut. They’ve been gone for years now, more’s the pity.
alantain 9 months ago
Why include tofu? Wouldn’t you rather they eat tofu than animals?