Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 16, 2016

I guess that all depends on what country one lives in…

I hate their guts.

Sounds offal.

There was a local band years ago called “Bad Haggis”. When asked about their name, they replied it was meant as a joke, since there is no such thing as good haggis.

It sounds like the name of a Shakespearian character: Haggis McDeath.

I hear McDonalds is introducing this at select stores.

I doubt any McD’s customers will even notice…

You should see the Lutefisk Van

haggis?

In reality, hot dogs are blended haggises.

I guess it really is all in the marketing… I think haggis and hot dogs are pretty much the same thing.

If you knew what wieners are made of, you’d go for the haggis.