Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Thereā€™s a virgin in the room.

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    Cancel NAFTA. Donā€™t enact the TPP. In fact ā€œTPā€ the homes of legislators and lobbyists who are pushing for the TPP.ā˜ŗFor those of you outside the usa, TPing a house means to throw toilet paper over the house and also all the trees and other vegetation on the property.ā™¦Seems like that dour boss canā€™t even say the dreaded word ā€œsexā€.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Remember now, ED IS NOT MINCING WORDS!!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Condo ? Pills ? Day after pills? Or a new updated version of the bible ?

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    luvcmx  over 8 years ago

    Of course E.D. will work. It wonā€™t be much fun, but it will work.

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    SKJAM! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I remember talking to a young gay man a couple of years before AIDS became known, and he was baffled by the notion of using a condom with someone he couldnā€™t get pregnant. How things have changed!

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    Prey  over 8 years ago

    The bible works if you throw hard enough and hit the guy in the nuts.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Change AIDS to Zika and this is almost current.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    Another bride, another groomAnother sunny honeymoonAnother season, another reasonFor making whoopee

    The chorus sings, ā€œHere comes the brideā€Another victim is by her sideHeā€™s lost his reason ā€˜cause itā€™s the seasonFor making whoopee

    Orig. lyrics from Makin Whoopee by Gus Kahn 1928

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    I hear that Teddy Roosevelt practiced safe whoopee. He always had rough riders close at hand.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    you know, Boinking. and Condoms

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    Kip W  over 8 years ago

    @leftwingpatriot [When I reply like this, it can be taken for granted that the Submit button didnā€™t work as a regular reply.],Iā€™ll bet sheā€™s good. I imprinted on Harry Nilssonā€™s version, with Gordon Jenkins arranging/conducting. Fitzgeraldā€™s Gershwin songs (with Ellis Larkin on piano) are an eternal favorite.

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