Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 05, 2016

I never knew Calvin was such a feminist.

We’ll see how she feels after a few more nights of this and she can’t button up those jeans anymore…

It was this easy for me too… until I found out how damaging fast food is, at least some of them.

Hobbes could eat the waiter and the meal would be free.

Well, it is National Cheese Pizza Day.

C’mon mom, you don’t work and besides you refuse to cook?! What a lazybones.

You don’t think being a mother is work? I dare you to go say that to your own mother. lol

Kid’s gotta future in Politics!

Believe it or not, there was a time that eating out was not a step down.

No, I won’t blow the evenings anymore ‘cause you’re gonna help me w/ the dishes from now on!!!!!!

Went to a pizza place yesterday; they had a long list of hot sandwiches, but no meatball sub.

I tried this once with my mother once when I was a kid and all she said was “I’m not doing the dishes, YOU are.” Well she did cook so it was only fair I suppose.

Oxymoron of the day:Non working mother …

My favorite pizza is lean beef and onion. Used to get it at Shakeys; of course, most are gone now…

We have never went out for dinner. Ever.

Hope people don’t see a problem with that.xxx

For the first time ever, I’m starting to wonder if Hobbes really is “real.” What sane human would order triple anchovies on pizza? Even Calvin wouldn’t have the stomach to order that.

Ick. Fishies on pizza. Super-salty ones, too.

I think I tried this on my mom once. It didn’t work.

nice