Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2016

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    A shame someone else invented telephone solicitors first.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Iā€™d stick to messenger pigeon.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I wonder if Hogwarts ever had a problem with messenger owl spam.

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    OhioMike  over 8 years ago

    And Wiz learns no good deed goes unpunishedā€¦

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    Hey, wizard, invent the answering machine.

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    bbwoof  over 8 years ago

    I feel so much better knowing that Iā€™m not the only person that Rachel from card member services calls. What a pest.

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    PerkandCindy Premium Member over 8 years ago

    YES!

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    bateria  over 8 years ago

    If payments had been made on timeā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I hung up on one and she called back to say I was RUDE! I decided to get caller ID, it is getting too spooky! WHO the heck is buying this stuff???? How stupid can you get? Wait, never mind. This is America!

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    PMark  over 8 years ago

    Not to sound like a commercial, but since we switched to Ooma for our telephone service, we havenā€™t had a single SPAM call. :)

    Of course, if the Internet goes out, so does your phone service. :(

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    Aubrey Sheldon Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Not to sound like a commercial either, but Iā€™m so happy I spent $99.95 on a device called the CPR Call Blocker. Once you block their number, it NEVER rings again on your phone. Device holds over 1000 numbers. Every so often ā€œRachelā€ changes numbers, so just block ā€™em again! Works great on politicians robo-calls as well!

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    tom  over 8 years ago

    The way Rachel keeps popping up, I wonder if she comes from somebody who bought into the ā€œlet your computer make 4000 a week for youā€ scam and paid thousands for the program that makes random calls.

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    linsonl  over 8 years ago

    I havenā€™t been bothered by Rachel for a while. I wonder if someone finally caught those crooks?

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    planostanton  over 8 years ago

    He also won a vacation cruise from a context that he never entered!

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    planostanton  over 8 years ago

    He also won a vacation cruise from a contest that he never entered!

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    Cerabooge  over 8 years ago

    I found that the most effective way to eliminate those annoying calls is to GET RID OF YOUR LAND LINE. At the time I eliminated mine, I was paying $40/month for staticy phone service with extra charges for long distance. Oh, and get on the do-not-call list, of course.I think the best way to deal with political calls is to add them to your contacts, and use a ring tone consisting of dead silence.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Iā€™ve never heard from Rachel. I am on the ā€˜do not callā€™ list and I donā€™t answer unknown numbers ā€“ especially outside my own area code ā€“ even some inside my area code. If they really want me, theyā€™ll leave a voicemail.Havenā€™t gotten any political calls either ā€“ yah!!

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    CANDYLVRDG  over 8 years ago

    I get about one a day. Multiple numbers. But Rachael must have got fired. Carmen is calling now.

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    foilist01  over 8 years ago

    When Bell invented the telephone, he found he had a missed call from Chuck Norris.

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    johnpittman Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rachel is also calling cellphones. Just received her call.

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    steampower  over 8 years ago

    Rachel herself should be thrown into the garbage.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Alexander Graham Bell incarnateā€¦

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    Dr_Fogg  over 8 years ago

    AT&T and other bells offer nomorobo.com. the phone rings twice and no mo robo. :-) itā€™s great. It hasnā€™t figured out Microsoft support or IRS law suit :-(

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 8 years ago

    Rachel is probably an identity thief/scammer wanting to get things like the 3 digit security code, his motherā€™s maiden name, etc. ā€œNow just to verify that Iā€™ve reached the right party, would you please provide me with the following information . . .ā€

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    Dr_Fogg  over 8 years ago

    Oh and Microsoft support called my cell phone the other day and the guy insisted I was on my landline.

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    nossmf  over 8 years ago

    Brilliant!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    CPR Call Blocker does not block the first ring. Why? The CID is sent between the first and second rings, in most cases. I read that phones are available that ignore the first ring. However, our house is full of phones.

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    Peter Gordon  over 8 years ago

    Use nomorobo.com. It is free, and it works.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Someone should ask the employees to take a 30 minute break at a nearby coffee shop, and then burn the home location for Card Member Services to the ground.

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    rickray777  over 8 years ago

    Wiz: ā€œOh, well. Back to the olā€™ Drawing Board!ā€

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    Phone are kind of interesting, it seems most people think of them as a way for them to call others but not to be called upon by others themselvesā€¦like it is a one way street.

    The more things go that route, the less useful they become.

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    aeakrs  over 8 years ago

    Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™d like to do. And take a hammer to the recording.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Pandoraā€™s Box?ā€¦ if only it could be that easy.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member over 8 years ago

    No, itā€™s Elisha Gray, (or Antonio Meucci).

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    Phatts  over 8 years ago

    you think ā€œRachel from Cardmember Serviceā€ is bad, just wait until you start getting political robocalls ā€” from both parties ā€”

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    usefull Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rachel @ CardMemberServices is a liar. She called me and said that she was going to make me one final offer. But she keeps calling me backā€¦ā€¦.

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    moparjack1963  over 8 years ago

    That Owl spam sounds delicios

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    citiwaz Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I hate those calls. I donā€™t even carry card debt anymore.

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