Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 14, 2010

My alternative for Lio: What I did this summer and the likely consequences for the spacetime continuum.

Is Lio’s middle name Damien?

At least he’s aware of the consequences.

Jess and Rich will not have stories so consequential as Lio’s!

Go green. Very very green….

It may be days before I stop laughing at the title of Lio’s paper!

I wonder if Lio’s going to mention his recent delivery of frozen cadavers…that should make for exciting class discussion…after everyone has completed their ewwwww’s…

You’ll Know What I Did This Summer.

Forget about those essays that say, “Check my Facebook.” With Lio it’s, “Check the evening news.”

Somehow I’m not surprised.

That would be a bad omen, pouncingtiger.

Sounds like fun

Grade - (F) REDO: good prose, well written, good imagination, but clearly your antics can’t be real - I don’t allow fibs in my class, Mr. Lio. Keep trying until you can write about your REAL “summer adventures.” (tsk, tsk)

Moleman169: I figure that grade will be revised somewhere around the end of October.

Oh,The Impilcations of such a Title. The teachers should purchase stock in Pepto-Bismol.

Every science project Lio does this year must be preceded by an Environmental Impact Statement.

How long does it take for a pinpoint singularity to pull in enough mass to become noticible?

The good news is the wildfire is finally out…

bobisahofferer, Bwahahah! Or, what I did this summer, and why I am not going to do it again.

“What I Did This Summer and Why I’m Being Tried as an Adult For It,” by Lio.

Wonderful!

Excellent! Pulitzer for Lio. :)

Preface: Nobody actually died.

Rayannina: I figure for Friday, myself. Few strips make me LOL

“What I Did Last Summer, And I Want $100,000.00 In Small, Unmarked Bills, Or Else I’ll Do It AGAIN!”

By Lio

( He also wrote it with letters cut out of magazines. )

a project for school

You know, Lio would get along with that girl from Non Sequitor…

I hope the school’s science lab has good bio-containment procedures…

Forget about global warming.

What I did on my summer vacation: None of your @$^*)(& business.