Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 14, 2017

Yep,everyone knows now even Lupin.

I’m surprised his nose isn’t growing.

Nope, nothing to see here. Absolutely no incident occurred

Looks like ace investigative reporter Elvis has sorted out another mystery.

Never a good sign when the reporter becomes the story.

Lupin is not impressed, judging from his expression.

Oh, we know the story.

Sounds like somebody needs to drill directly into the wall studs next time they put up a shelf, instead of relying on those flimsy plastic wall anchors.

Careful, Elvis, your whiskers are growing!

Elvis, the one-cat walking disaster area :)…

Just a coincidence.

Lupin: No Elvis, of course not, the new taste-of-betrayal kibble isn’t making you gain weight at all. Never mind that you’ve sat on that shelf hundreds of times before when the People weren’t looking, and it never came down.

He’s just being a typical cat; when they mess up, they walk away from it pretending no one saw that and it didn’t happen.

Now, walk away, nonchalantly.

Nobody’s buying it, Pinocchio.

They must be in the South Bend, Indiana house we lived in. And they would be in the kitchen. We had a shelf over the sink that would collapse from time to time. It would piss my mom off. But I think the issue was that there was just too much stuff stacked on that shelf.

“What’s that? Broken lamp? $&%# that, I’m a cat! Something broken? Ask the DOG.”-George Carlin

Isn’t Elvis the cat who also got into the butter? That would make him the BUTTERCAT – which is a medieval legend of a trouble-making feline mentioned on the Myths and Legends podcast https://www.mythpodcast.com/ or on iTunes. It’s an awesome and irreverent podcast, and to make it even MORE awesome, Jason Weiser – the host, now sells a shirt that reads: BLAME IT ON THE BUTTERCAT. https://www.bardic.fm/product/myths-legends-buttercat-t-shirt/ I’m not affiliated with the podcast, but I do LOVE listening to it, and wanted to share. Oooh, if Georgia and Jason could collaborate on Elvis themed “Blame it on the Buttercat” items…

Well, at least Elvis has gotten his fur groomed into place!

One of my cats sat on the glass top of my roommate’s aquarium (which housed 2 goldfish) and it broke in two, falling into the tank. The fish were fine but there was water everywhere. I figured out which cat was the culprit by the rather wet fur he was sporting… But maybe he was just an innocent bystander…

I once had a friend whose cat could jump from the floor to the mantle, land without touching anything, and then walk along it knocking everything onto the floor.

Move along folks – nothing to see here…Look at Lupin’s face – LOL

Fun Fact: the first comic was January 1st, 2010, and this arc was the 2nd, sometime in May 2014. She did nothing with the comic for three and a quarter years.