Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 17, 2016

I learned a new word today. And the future has been described.

How is poop a prominent symbol of the future?

Oh poopycock! Of all the futures you could have shown!

Oye Rod Lad it looks to be a smiling pile of Poo?

To Bruno: whoever wins the election, we get the turkey as the national bird.

A first? WIZARD OF ID spends way more time commenting on current culture than it ever does pretending it’s set in the middle ages.

He’s happy as ….

If liberals eat turkey…can they be accused of cannibalism???

The sigil (pronounced sidjel) of donald dump.

Unchi!

I learned a new word too. Sigil: an inscribed or painted symbol considered to have magical power.

From a cow

Franklin made the suggestion in a letter dated Jan, 26, 1784 written to his daughter, Sarah Bache, addressed from Passy, France. He may not have actually promoted the idea (the decision was made while he was out of the country); he may not have been entirely serious, but he did make the suggestion. You can read the letter for yourself on franklinpapers.org. Urban legends & myths are born when people uncritically repeat things they have heard from others without doing any research. If you want to bust myths, do some research. Don’t just uncritically repeat that you heard it wasn’t true.

I assume that’s a Pokemon

Crap…

A craptacular sigil indeed.

Never heard of a sigil before, but I have now.

Wholly Crap!

ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does a turd with eyes have some significance in the US, or what?

Look to the future with many good and wonderful improvements and a few minor problems and concentrate on the bad.

Great. A happy, magic turd. I don’t wanna know…

Shit happens.

Yummie chocolate ice cream