Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 03, 2016

What a frown on Carmen! She knows what she has to do.

Carmen just cannot take Poncho’s no for an answer.

Just like the bad guys from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon:

“Shut up!”

“Ok. Boss I’m shutting up. I’m shutting up.”

“Shut up shutting up!”

Way to desecrate a biblical saying, Poncho.

Chazz should just go deal with the cat. That way the chances of it being kept are slim and it gets help.

Probably cheaper to feed the cat than to mail it to Siberia. I’m sure Poncho wouldn’t mind sharing some of his food…

No. It’s not from the bible.

Isn’t it traditional to mail cats to Abu Dhabi?

She needs to read the current issue of Smithsonian magazine about how house cats are wiping out species of mice and birds. In Australia they are starting to hunt down and kill loose cats.

[Big, Furry-Faced Grin]It looks like it is going to be a great week! Joel and Rufus will make the whole week a riot of fun!Philosophically, our sage, Joel, is of course, quite right in his assessment. He needs to try to “brainstorm” if he can to help Joel figure a way out of this predicament. Joel needs to sit back a bit and contemplate with his pipe to deal with this hardship and figure out a solution… especially about the broken jug.

I was startled by the correct use of “adage” – the first time in eons “old” wasn’t chunked in front of it. But as one who has ceased owning cats, I’m with the dog. Besides, a cat is only a stray until the first time you feed it.

Grampa said: “You feed that goddamn dog once and you’ll never get rid if the son of a bitch!”

Randall, I like your Grandpa!

Poncho is RIGHT!!!!