Overboard en Español by Chip Dunham for October 01, 2016

I’m 70 but in my head I’m still 18.

So, as a teenager with a boner all the time.

I’m at the age where episodes of the Wizard of Id Classics really seem like they were just a few weeks ago.

OYE Wiz lad,if that REALLY works where can I get one of those child sipping cups?

I’m at a palindromic age now, but in two months, reversing the digits of my age will make me a senior citizen…

Poor citizen. He doesn’t know that the body may grow old, but the mind only if you want to. If dobe correctly, it will come physically out to some degree.

Shoulda been a Leo, we don’t age much. Look at Halle Berry, she was born on my birthday (lucky her) 10 years later, and she sure don’ look her age…

The clothes make the man… the container makes the potion.

A Bucky the Robot sippy cup?

Getting older is overrated, but it does beat the alternative; so far, anyway…

Reminds me of a Dave Barry quote: “You can only be young once but you can be always be immature.”

62 if I make it to this coming Thursday.Thousands will have died by then based on 150,000 people die each day across the globeHmmm, about half a million.

If that doesn’t work, I think I have a baby bottle you can drink it out of.

I maintain I’m 21 for the fourth time, working on the fifth time.

I’m 57. I’m either middle aged, or just getting out of infancy. Depends on what happens with longevity research.