Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 19, 2016

Good one!

I can understand the padding and the straight jacket and the power cord to the ankle. I don’t get the bottles, they look like whiskey bottles with straws in them. Drinking whiskey through a straw is not good.

You have 350 million to choose from and you chose these two !! It frightens the rest of the world

Judging by the liquor bottles next to him, I’d say he is helping with the groceries.

You know… there are cartoons 24/7 these days.

You don’t have to watch the debates if you don’t want to.

Where’s the bong?

OK, folks, what’s the drinking word for tonight?

Nice sport coat. One size fits all, including candidates.

Someone please let me know when it is all over.

Bill’s not going to be there?

Somebody help me with what I am seeing. It looks like a padded cell with an open door. He seems to be in a straight jacket so he doesn’t smash the TV—but who put him there? Are the green bottles really liquor or something else? And the plugged thing around his ankles?

Fortunately, to my knowledge, the debates aren’t not televised here in Ecuador.

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I am going to put myself through enough stress, tonight. I’m watching my Cubbies battle the Dodgers.

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Besides, even if you watch it, the talking heads and political pundits will tell you what you saw, and what was said..

I wouldn’t eat right before watching if I were you.

It needs to be an intravenous drip. That way you don’t lose time swallowing.

For me the debates are strangely entertaining. I may even miss them.

American politics have become sheer torture, thanks Republicans.

Hope he’s wearing a diaper or two…

Yeah, wake us when it is over; please.

Initially I thought the liquor bottles were canisters of Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas) – but that would be unnecessary. If you don’t take either candidate seriously, it’s really funny to watch them.

Straight jacket, shackles, padded walls…. Are those bottles with straws water or liquor?

my feelings exactly!!!

That’s a terrible facsimile of Donald. He’s orange and not-bald.

My question is…How did he get the strait jacket on by himself?

My kinda’ debate prep!

I’m building a chicken wire cage around my TV.

It won’t work. The chain is too long. He can still smash the TV…

Hey, when did Trump lose his hair, and when did Melania start doing her own grocery shopping?!

Trumps wife, Melanoma is a cute dupe in’t she?

Melanomia? Melon mama?

A friend of mine’s a therapist. She told me there’s a serious problem with widespread depression caused by the election.

I agree. I have it.

Not enough precautions.

I’m prepared for the debate. My TV is off and it’s going to stay off!