Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 10, 2016
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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 2007 News of the times Critic's Corner Everything was better when you were twelve. A council of the Nation's top critics have come to the inescapable, objective conclusion that the best period of pop culture occurred the you were twelve years old, Man: Thats right, pop culture was best when you were twelve. you! woman: Yes, you the person reading this sentence right now! We did an exhaustive study and definitively found that no era before or since produced art with the sublime depth, poignancy and meaning as did the time when you were twelve. Man: For example, movie comedies are so silly today, Yes they were "silly" when you were twelve, but then the silliness was subversivley anarchic ! woman: plus they were just funnier then! And pop music is just dumb compared to the sheer fun and exhilaration of the songs from the time wen the person reading this was twelve! Im twelve now, so all I can say is that "pirates of the caribbean 3" is really awesomely cool But in 30 years, when Im an essayist, I'll write hyper articulate justifications of its genius. Vote for Pedro Of course, I'll be totally wrong -unless you are also twelve today@ Next: Political Scientists agree: America "Lost Its innocence " When you the reader of this grew up.
QuiteDragon about 8 years ago
Drat, you have discovered the secret of my esthetic superiority!
jvo about 8 years ago
Have pity on those who were twelve when “Tiptoe through the Tulips” was released
Georgette Washington Bunny about 8 years ago
Man, when I was 12, pop culture was crap.
cherns Premium Member about 8 years ago
This has been noted before. Some say that The Golden Age of Science Fiction was the 1940s, some say the 1950s or 1960s, but most people finally agreed that The Golden Age of Science Fiction was 12.
http://fancyclopedia.org/golden-age-of-science-fiction-is-12
carlosrivers about 8 years ago
when I was twelve, i had no clue there were so many social injustices and predjudices. now that i’m older, i know now it’s never going to end…
Funny_Ha_Ha about 8 years ago
You said it.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
22 not 12.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Top Ten from the weekend I turned twelve features Paul McCartney, Andy Williams, Sammi Smith, the Partridge Family, Ike and Tina Turner, Marvin Gaye, Tom Jones, the Carpenters, Janis Joplin, and the Temptations.
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Not bad, really, but the concept works better for me when you make it age 16 instead of twelve.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
As for “Next:”… Even (especially) when I was a kid, America had no innocence to lose.
Mostly Water Premium Member about 8 years ago
Here’s a website where you can ender a date and it will provide the favorite song and movie at the time:
https://www.google.com/#q=popular+music+when+you+were+born
markbellis about 8 years ago
Do people in their sixties talk about how great “My Mother the Car” was?
Jefano Premium Member about 8 years ago
The idea is not whatever had mass popularity when you were twelve, but what YOU were enthused about when you were twelve. It works better if you were enthused about something (like science fiction) that didn’t HAVE mass popularity at the time, but even with popular music, the particular music that YOU loved at your “golden” age will probably never completely loses its zing for you.
Jefano Premium Member about 8 years ago
“My Mother the Car” never had mass popularity. I think the golden age for it may have been four.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
The “Golden Age” is whenever you were 12 years old. Get it?
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member about 8 years ago
Naw, the golden age was when I was 19.
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
oh goody
ChrisV about 8 years ago
What was hot when I was 12 years old back in 1985? Back To The Future. Well, that proves this theory right.
pam Miner about 8 years ago
That is sure true! Everything was so clear and meaningful.I’m old, it was still 3 years before the Kennedy assassination. When that happened anyone over 12 grew up or lost their innocence.I would love to relive the years of MY childhood, we could go out in the morning/after school, feel safe, just had to be home before dark. Few children these days can have that freedom. And we had Mickey Mouse Club for a wonderful hour!I dislike Disney for years now. He may have always been bad, IDK.It is hard to imagine anyone 12 these days to have that innocence due to the internet.