Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    I gotta agree with Rat. Seems like Stephan wasn’t even trying.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    At least Pig didn’t say anything about that kitty that was released from a lady’s purse.

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    Stool Pigeon.

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    rwjames  about 8 years ago

    No, plastic

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    Are you sure it was just a can of beans?

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    I once put a cat to sleep.

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    One of the strays that sleeps on my patio stuck around while I got on my stationary bike and started riding. After ten minutes he realized I wasn’t go to do anything he hadn’t already watched, and he drifted back off to his nap.

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    PICTO  about 8 years ago

    Stephan’s family doesn’t wear paper bags on their heads…but they should make Stephan wear one.

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    Proginoskes  about 8 years ago

    Stephan’s family doesn’t wear paper bags on their heads … They can’t afford them on his cartooning salary.

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    There was a Pro team that was so bad the fans would come to the games with paper bags on there heads……just don’t remember who it was :-(

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    Plods with ...™  about 8 years ago

    Aluminum foil hats

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Maybe he should try a plastic bag. (No, not really)

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    phredturner  about 8 years ago

    No, the fam is happy he’s getting an ocassional paycheck. He has exceeded their expectations.

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    2oldjew  about 8 years ago

    When you are at a loss for material . Use a pun.

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    pugmahone12  about 8 years ago

    crocs B4 elections

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 8 years ago

    “Beans, beans, the magical fruit…”

     

    I’d post the rest, but I don’t wanna get banned…!

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    Ermine Notyours  about 8 years ago

    If that’s not really just beans, perhaps they should be wearing diapers.

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    Lyman Elliott Premium Member about 8 years ago

    As much as I laugh at these things I still have to ask “What’s wrong with that boy?”

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy’s family probably don’t wear bags over their heads; too risky. But I bet they all wear tee-shirts saying “we are NOT with him,” or something equally emphatic. He did just phone this one in, as the saying goes….

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    He also let the cat out of the bag.

    xxx

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    Kaputnik  about 8 years ago

    Needed more work. Maybe a Sunday strip where it was Neighbor Joe Speen and his wife Mary who messed up the carpet. It was expensive to clean, so Rat billed the Speens who spilled the beans. Like that, only funnier.

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