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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Flo: Hey, Joe...how often do you go to the gym? Ned: 3 or 4 days a week, mom...why? Flo: And what do you guys talk about in the lockah room? Ned: Mostly sports...our kids...our jobs...IF WE TALK AT ALL Flo: Aww...I'm proud of ya, son! Ned: *URK* I'll say this for Trump and his sociopath surrogates...they've really lowered the bar for getting parental approval. Eddie: *URP*
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Sure did. The sounded like sex criminals reminiscing over previous conquests. Sick perverts in need of something to fix them.
moontime70 over 8 years ago
The cartoonists, columnists, talk show hosts are gonna have a field day if Trump wins the election. So many innuendos, so little time!
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Paulie seems brighter every day!
jorgen Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, the choice is between Trump and Hillary. The latter has screwed up everything she has touched, sold access to political power while Sec of State and a crooked career since Whitewater. Give me Trump any time.
brain Les over 8 years ago
Locker room talk was never confined to the locker room, it seemed to be where ever there were boys who wanted to brag about their (mostly imagined) conquestsâŠ.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Lord, please forgive Trumpeteers, for the know not what they doâŠâŠAll I know is that they are really off the chain this year They are so far out there without their space suits itâs impossible to take them seriously. âDepraved sociopath?â..âDecades of crime and corruptionâ? Seriously, âCanklesâ? How childish and immatureâŠ.Republicans are babies being fed a formulaâŠ. Dogsniff, tell us how you really feelâŠ..Ever carved a log into a Donald Trump sculpture?
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
Trump does come from a different cultureâŠyeah, heâd be the guy at a construction site making lewd comments from the third floor at the ladies walking by. He is also the type of guy that can work out the logistics of a deal and get everyone on board. Where he wants whatâs best for the country, Hillary wants whatâs best for her. And looking on the bright side, maybe the Republicans and Democrats can really start to get some things done in Congress once he gets electedâŠafter all, both parties will have a common enemy in the White House!
Varnes over 8 years ago
" Sociopath surrogates" Thatâs greatâŠ.Whatâs a good name for the boogers that have tried to find something on Clinton for over 30 years, but havenât? Besides the A word, that isâŠ.Keep it clean peopleâŠâŠ.Hey, I just noticed Paulie looks at us in panel 2âŠâŠâŠâHi Paulie!! Luv ya!â
marshall over 8 years ago
I enjoy the strip much more without the political bias.
jayoung1 Premium Member over 8 years ago
If anyone is sociopathic it is liberal idiots who support criminal candidate ignoring the damage their lunatic PC agenda has done to our culture. Your politics bite Wiley.
Douglas Haire over 8 years ago
I see the Kool-Aid is especially good today; lots of âNever Trumpsâ and believers in Hillaryâs ads⊠screw the Wikileaks and renewal of the email investigationâŠ
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Cough Bill Clinton Cough
car2ner over 8 years ago
Locker room talk? How about video game chat âtalkâ. Yikes!!!
starcandles Premium Member over 8 years ago
That YouTube video of Obama with âone onâ & the journalist ladiesâ cheering & applauding? Then, Obama who is on the phone, lifts his leg & plops it on a ledge to display even more? And you are criticizing Trumpâs locker room talk? Give me a break. Sorry, but women do it too. Who cares? The lack of morality in this day & age, created by Liberals, is coming back to haunt them. Nothing shocks us anymore, & Trumpâs locker room talk is nothing compared to Bill Clinton riding the Lolita plane with his pedophile friend. All of the garbage that came out on HRC last week with the National Enquirer? The people do not care. We are trillions in debt, & our country is spiraling downhill. Go Trump & Hillary for prison 2016!
Warren Wubker over 8 years ago
The Democrat mind for all to see: locker room talk trumps criminal behavior.
Ignatz Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not to mention that Trump WASNâT IN A LOCKER ROOM.
He was at WORK.
lee over 8 years ago
Sociopaths ? Lets talk about the Clintons.
e.groves over 8 years ago
Vote for Pedro Sanchez. Viva la Pedro!
Varnes over 8 years ago
Ben, what are we recovering from again? Bushâs Great Recesssion, and TWO large UNFUNDED wars where Americans were slaughtered for no reason, dying nobly, but in vainâŠWasted for no reasonâŠThank you republicansâŠ..
Radish... over 8 years ago
It will be funny if âPresident Trumpâ goes to jail for the Trump U fraud case trial beginning Nov 28.
garygarrett1 over 8 years ago
Dear Lord, the elitist Libs have multiplied to the far reaches of the universe that they now have to troll cartoon pages. Corruption is non-partisan and if you have to pull a âwell look at yoursâ then you are just not being honest. The Clintons are going to go down in history as one of the most corrupt criminal families ever. With the FBI finally doing their job the only thing left is to watch the rats flee the sinking ship.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Sociopaths, a void of empathy and conscious. Lower than sick.
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Well, if âbadly messed upâ is lower than sick, well maybe yes.Sociopathy is a badly flawed mental disorder, so technically a sickness of the mind.
JanLC over 8 years ago
I think Iâll just drop this stip until after the election. Wiley, I know your politics, and do not enjoy your blatant electioneering. No matter which side we support, this is not the appropriate forum.
Roadrunner Premium Member over 8 years ago
Can anyone say âConstitutional crisisâ or âFirst woman president to be impeachedâ, or âhis and hers impeached matching presidential book endsâ. It ainât over even when its over. Weâre doomed..doomed!!
Lenavid over 8 years ago
And Clintonâs lowered the bar for corruption.
jahoody over 8 years ago
In reality, Republican moderates rarely make a principled stand on anything (one actually needs principles to take a principled stand, after all)
zeexenon over 8 years ago
1. âAn âextremely credible sourceâ has called my office and told me that Barack Obamaâs birth certificate is a fraudâ
2. âRobert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again â just watch. He can do much better!â
3. âAriana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man â he made a good decision.â
4. âYou know, it really doesnât matter what the media write as long as youâve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.â
5. âI will build a great wall â and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me â and Iâll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.â
6. âWhen Mexico sends its people, theyâre not sending the best. Theyâre not sending you, theyâre sending people that have lots of problems and theyâre bringing those problems with us. Theyâre bringing drugs. Theyâre bring crime. Theyâre rapists⊠And some, I assume, are good people.â
7. âOur great African-American President hasnât exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.â
8. âIf I were running âThe Viewâ, Iâd fire Rosie OâDonnell. I mean, Iâd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, Iâd say âRosie, youâre fired.ââ
9. âAll of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me â consciously or unconsciously. Thatâs to be expected.â
10. âOne of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people donât go into government.â
11. âThe beauty of me is that Iâm very rich.â
12. âItâs freezing and snowing in New York â we need global warming!â
13. âIâve said if Ivanka werenât my daughter, perhaps Iâd be dating her.â
14. âMy fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.â
15. âI have never
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Reading the comments, I repeat: Paulie seems brighter every day!! (FAR more thoughtful!)
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
My theory is that Assange the (accused) rapist feels a natural affinity towards Trump, the (accused) rapist. Now, what Trumpâs supporters feel (they cannot be given credit for âthinkingâ) is NOT something I want to know!
whiteaj over 8 years ago
⊠and if you believe that less than 98% of men donât engage in âlocker room talk,â I have a bridge to sell you.
Jessica_D over 8 years ago
A rare front view of Paulie in panel 2!
donhendon1 over 8 years ago
time off for good behavior? sheâs incapable of that kind of behavior.
also, i wish all cartoonists would stay out of politics. itâs a sick business. stick to fun subjects. â
â donald donald
billpat1 over 8 years ago
After Hillary made us sociopaths
librarian4hire over 8 years ago
All the right wing nut job posters on the strip are such idiots. I hope you all go back into your holes on Nov. 9, and stop annoying the grown-ups.Signed,A (proudly) nasty woman
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Look â all this back and forthâŠIts what âtheyâ want! Division, controversy, class splitsâŠTrump and Hillary both SUCK!!They are both venal, corrupt, vituperousâŠThe winner will be the one that the world elite want to win.Weâre screwed regardlessâŠWAKE UP!!!
Mr.doom over 8 years ago
Well, Wiley Miller doesnât hid his âLiberalâ opinion.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Wow. First time Iâve caught Joe in a white lie. Whatâs said in the locker room, stays in the locker room. Except when some nincompoop tapes it and plays it on national TV. So Donald Trump used the âFâ word at a rally that had children present. Big fat furry deal. The little kiddies have heard worse, and use the F word themselves. The only thing youâre hiding is reality from yourself. Given a choice between a rude business man who thinks heâs Godâs gift to women, and a sociopathic grandmother who lies about everything and couldnât care less about how many people she gets killed as long as sheâs sitting pretty in the driverâs seat; Iâll take Mr. Obnoxious, thank you very much.
dflak over 8 years ago
Itâs not about Trumpâs arrogance, crudeness, ignorance, total lack of social graces; itâs about his delusions. The difference between Trump and Hillary is that Hillary knows when sheâs lying. Trump doesnât lie. In order to lie, you have to know what the truth is. Trump hasnât got a clue.-Hillary is crooked, but Trump is dangerous.
ljcjr over 8 years ago
NIce Try, Miller. Iâm voting Trump.
jackobannon over 8 years ago
Hey, Wiley: Why is it that libtards like you wonât condemn Hillary for her reprehensible behavior? Talk about sociopath! That woman is just plain evil and the saddest part is that no matter how bad she is or what she does, you are ok with it.
GeorgeSteele over 5 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz â obsessed much, Wiley?