Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 22, 2016

Which witch?

Too bee ore knot two Bea?

I need to set here and think about this.

And while we’re on the subject, stop writing “would’ve” as “would of”.

And get off my lawn!

It’s probably hopeless to expect anyone to correctly use “it’s” and “its”.

Bring home some bacon and you and Dad can be “best friends 4 life.”

or lose and loose

Ten comments and nobody mentioned ‘lay’ and ‘lie’ – ‘laying’ and lying’ – I get those confused and that’s no lie.

IT’S been said “If men wear THEIR belts TOO LOOSE THEY’RE bound TO LOSE THEIR pants and THEN THERE they will be, LOST on the floor. There’s nothing better THAN TWO suspenders TO fix this problem. TWO suspenders can fix this problem”.

There-there old man, relax.

My peeve is people using lead instead of led.

One of my grandson’s friends posted a video of his car’s new motor being started up for the first time. It was an “exiting time” for him.

Before they changed things someone would have posted a picture of a pitcher.

When did the word ‘more’ start taking the place of the ‘er’ on the end of words?? It’s annoying.

Putt know yore trussed inn spill checques.

Well, neither of them knows the difference between “between” and “among”.

Geez, I’m on a roll … What is the purpose of putting an apostrophe in front of every S to make a word plural?!?