Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2016

You have to pour your guts into what you write.

Colons are most suitable for political speeches, because they’re usually full of $#!+.

Pastis deserves a colonoscopy for this strip.

Pig is wondering this: what purpose would intestines serve in grammar? (Did I use my colon correctly?)

The word means something else in my country… never trust the Internet to get the meaning you’re looking for.

Cristobal Colon is the actual name of the guy who “discovered America”… somehow appropriate.

Laughing my guts out at the comments tonight….

Stet: Let it stand as it is…..If you have bowel surgery, would you have a semi-colon?

You keep using that colon: I do not think it means what you think it means.

I had colon surgery seven years ago, and still have a t shirt with just a semi colon on it………

Today’s strip is barely Polyp-able.

SOMETHING STINKS!!! Me-thinks it’s the comic strip.

Grammatical errors—cecum and you shall find em.

OK, speaking as someone who works with people who have had GI issues (I work for a home infusion company, and TPN is one of the services we provide to people not able to use their GI tract) … I am going to be laughing at this all day.

My English teacher thought she had problems with her colon but it was only her period. (Suck it, PC’ers)

I never use semi-colons;

Oh, I just did.

xxx

What is Pig writing?

Pig: WRITING?!

I’d hate to see the images for ‘Semi-colon’.

Ha

After that, rat should say “Google image granny norma”

Come on, Rat. Really?