Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 21, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: You know what I really need, Lucy...? Lucy: Hmm...an ambition that won't invoke an indictment? Danae: Um...no. Well...ok, yes, that too...but I think I need a mantra. Lucy: What's wrong with your old one? Danae: I don't have an old one. Lucy: Sure you do...I hear you muttering it over and over all the time. Danae: ? Oh...I consider repeating "don't get caught" more of a strategy than a mantra. Lucy: Whatever.
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
Noting’s illegal if you don’t get caught, or can buy your way out of it?
oldpine52 about 8 years ago
She will no doubt grow up to be a politician.
thirdguy about 8 years ago
“Cop didn’t see it, I didn’t do it.”George Carlin
Superfrog about 8 years ago
Take a chants.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
“Booger Brained Boys Begone”?
Varnes about 8 years ago
When I was about 10 0r 12, we got caught ringing door bells……My dad was upset we got caught….How the hell can you get caught ringing doorbells? he kept asking….He obviously wasn’t upset about what we had been doing….He’d told us many times about some of the tricks he used to pull when he was a kid. But, he really was steamed that we’d gotten caught!…“How could you get caught?”
The_Uncle about 8 years ago
Actually, I’ve always understood “don’t get caught” to be the 11th commandment… “Thou shalt not get caught”.
dwayne1961decker about 8 years ago
(heh-heh) This kid is why Non Sequitur remains in the top 3 of my all-time favourite comic strips! 3:)
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Ohm, ohm, just reminded me of my EE job stress.
tripwire45 about 8 years ago
Hillary’s mantra.
jd wigman about 8 years ago
she is really hitlery rob’em clinton for sure
goblue86 about 8 years ago
“In a closed society where everyone is guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the ultimate final sin is stupidity.” -HST
Amra Leo about 8 years ago
Good. Gorram. Grief. Y’know, I read the comics to GET AWAY from the bullarky that is politics. NOT to read a bunch of tRump supporters rutting spouting off…
For a Just and Peaceful World about 8 years ago
On the subject of getting caught, is Trump ever going to release his tax info? Going forward, is Trump going to release any tax info in the future?
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’m a technician, all I do if fix things. My mantra is “Please work, please work, please work…..”
asianwoof about 8 years ago
Poor Danae, living in a world of double-standards. One day, maybe, women won’t be punished for things they did not do.
dabugger about 8 years ago
So Danae is getting wise; but Lucy has a good question. To rationalize is cute, but . . .
jahoody26 about 8 years ago
Last time Lucy wouldn’t cross this bridge due to whatever was lurking under it……..now she skips across sans fear!!!
Vorticia about 8 years ago
Love Danae!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Danae, one of my favorite dark hearted girls in comics. Oona from “Nancy” and Beatrice from “Gary” are the others.
redwinger_6 about 8 years ago
Are we sure she’s not a Clinton?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
No comment as I may incriminate myself.
Germanshepherds4ever about 8 years ago
Nooooo! I thought Halloween was over!
GiantShetlandPony about 8 years ago
Danae, is Danae, much as she tries to be bad, she has a hard time really being bad.
As, for the
mess we are in, in The States,
Trumps Chumps
still can’t get over the fact that Hillary will never be indited with a crime, as she has committed none. The investigations were meant to make it look like she had done something wrong, as the weak minded will fall for that kind of thing. ‘These are not the droids you are looking for…’ All the Republicans had to do, and they have admitted that is why they have her investigated when convenient, was make people think she had done something wrong.Now,
as
for
King Trump,
who once again settles out of court, because he did commit a crime, fraud. Yeah, they will spin, spin, spin, blame the victims, but yes, Trump has been a criminal all his life, but with a very good legal team. Wish it had gone to court, would have loved to have seen, or at least read, the transcript of his deposition. It would have been a hoot. OK, then one would remember that’s the President of the USA… sigh, and to think I thought we were there, but, well, are we there yet. It’s going to be a long 4-6 years. Perhaps longer, this is a mess that will take a long time to clean up.
So,
all
you
Chumps, who on inauguration day will say, look, unemployment’s down, fuel is down, what a great job he’s done his first day. Sheesh, um, already there, and he’s going to ride Obama’s coat tail, as they may have their heads buried in the sand, but much as the news doesn’t report it and there are still problems in the world, America is the most stable it’s been in a decade. Thanks Obama. I don’t see them doing any radical changes likely for a while in the attempt of getting a filabuster proof senate, a few radical christian supreme court justices and, well, the rest of us will have to live with the government
GiantShetlandPony about 8 years ago
finishing the last thought:
the rest of us will have to live with the government the Chumps deserve.
And yes, Wiley
I know it’s just a cartoon. ;)
But,
the comments I keep reading just made me need to vent a bit. Facts matter people. Not just when they are convenient.
keenanthelibrarian about 8 years ago
What the eye don’t see the heart don’t grieve over.
Athelstane about 8 years ago
Typical for Progressives. But, at this point, what difference does it make?
Ed Brault Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Don’t get caught, that’s a crime…” The Mecs in “Irma al Douce”