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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 21, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: You know what I really need, Lucy...? Lucy: Hmm...an ambition that won't invoke an indictment? Danae: Um...no. Well...ok, yes, that too...but I think I need a mantra. Lucy: What's wrong with your old one? Danae: I don't have an old one. Lucy: Sure you do...I hear you muttering it over and over all the time. Danae: ? Oh...I consider repeating "don't get caught" more of a strategy than a mantra. Lucy: Whatever.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Notingâs illegal if you donât get caught, or can buy your way out of it?
oldpine52 over 8 years ago
She will no doubt grow up to be a politician.
thirdguy over 8 years ago
âCop didnât see it, I didnât do it.âGeorge Carlin
Superfrog over 8 years ago
Take a chants.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
âBooger Brained Boys Begoneâ?
Varnes over 8 years ago
When I was about 10 0r 12, we got caught ringing door bellsâŠâŠMy dad was upset we got caughtâŠ.How the hell can you get caught ringing doorbells? he kept askingâŠ.He obviously wasnât upset about what we had been doingâŠ.Heâd told us many times about some of the tricks he used to pull when he was a kid. But, he really was steamed that weâd gotten caught!âŠâHow could you get caught?â
The_Uncle over 8 years ago
Actually, Iâve always understood âdonât get caughtâ to be the 11th commandment⊠âThou shalt not get caughtâ.
dwayne1961decker over 8 years ago
(heh-heh) This kid is why Non Sequitur remains in the top 3 of my all-time favourite comic strips! 3:)
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Ohm, ohm, just reminded me of my EE job stress.
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Hillaryâs mantra.
jd wigman over 8 years ago
she is really hitlery robâem clinton for sure
goblue86 over 8 years ago
âIn a closed society where everyone is guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the ultimate final sin is stupidity.â -HST
Amra Leo over 8 years ago
Good. Gorram. Grief. Yâknow, I read the comics to GET AWAY from the bullarky that is politics. NOT to read a bunch of tRump supporters rutting spouting offâŠ
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
On the subject of getting caught, is Trump ever going to release his tax info? Going forward, is Trump going to release any tax info in the future?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Iâm a technician, all I do if fix things. My mantra is âPlease work, please work, please workâŠ..â
asianwoof over 8 years ago
Poor Danae, living in a world of double-standards. One day, maybe, women wonât be punished for things they did not do.
dabugger over 8 years ago
So Danae is getting wise; but Lucy has a good question. To rationalize is cute, but . . .
jahoody26 over 8 years ago
Last time Lucy wouldnât cross this bridge due to whatever was lurking under itâŠâŠ..now she skips across sans fear!!!
Vorticia over 8 years ago
Love Danae!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Danae, one of my favorite dark hearted girls in comics. Oona from âNancyâ and Beatrice from âGaryâ are the others.
redwinger_6 over 8 years ago
Are we sure sheâs not a Clinton?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
No comment as I may incriminate myself.
Germanshepherds4ever over 8 years ago
Nooooo! I thought Halloween was over!
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
Danae, is Danae, much as she tries to be bad, she has a hard time really being bad.
As, for the
mess we are in, in The States,
Trumps Chumps
still canât get over the fact that Hillary will never be indited with a crime, as she has committed none. The investigations were meant to make it look like she had done something wrong, as the weak minded will fall for that kind of thing. âThese are not the droids you are looking forâŠâ All the Republicans had to do, and they have admitted that is why they have her investigated when convenient, was make people think she had done something wrong.Now,
as
for
King Trump,
who once again settles out of court, because he did commit a crime, fraud. Yeah, they will spin, spin, spin, blame the victims, but yes, Trump has been a criminal all his life, but with a very good legal team. Wish it had gone to court, would have loved to have seen, or at least read, the transcript of his deposition. It would have been a hoot. OK, then one would remember thatâs the President of the USA⊠sigh, and to think I thought we were there, but, well, are we there yet. Itâs going to be a long 4-6 years. Perhaps longer, this is a mess that will take a long time to clean up.
So,
all
you
Chumps, who on inauguration day will say, look, unemploymentâs down, fuel is down, what a great job heâs done his first day. Sheesh, um, already there, and heâs going to ride Obamaâs coat tail, as they may have their heads buried in the sand, but much as the news doesnât report it and there are still problems in the world, America is the most stable itâs been in a decade. Thanks Obama. I donât see them doing any radical changes likely for a while in the attempt of getting a filabuster proof senate, a few radical christian supreme court justices and, well, the rest of us will have to live with the government
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
finishing the last thought:
the rest of us will have to live with the government the Chumps deserve.
And yes, Wiley
I know itâs just a cartoon. ;)
But,
the comments I keep reading just made me need to vent a bit. Facts matter people. Not just when they are convenient.
keenanthelibrarian over 8 years ago
What the eye donât see the heart donât grieve over.
Athelstane over 8 years ago
Typical for Progressives. But, at this point, what difference does it make?
Ed Brault Premium Member over 8 years ago
âDonât get caught, thatâs a crimeâŠâ The Mecs in âIrma al Douceâ