Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 09, 2016

I assume the teacher in P1 is wondering why these two doofuses aren’t in class somewhere.

Interesting body language in P3. Her hands say one thing but his say something different. Usually it’s the guy who brags about it.

Is Palwecki’s first name Kaitlyn? Bruce

In all reality , the responsibilities of her coaching position have already aged Heather 20 years P3 . As for Heather’s project she changed her mind it’s now to find and reunite the Thorp kids with their parents for Christmas .

Heather should think about changing her major to sports management. She could make a fortune as an agent. Now can she sell Gil on having a fullback?

Heather brings out The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate to sell Moose on his new future.

Moose is not exactly Mr. Smooth. She’s in love stupid and you’re showing her the size of the equipment? Oh well, so much for your prom date.

“HI – I’m Pelwicki… remember me? (I kind of got lost in this story arc…)”

P3- Stylish, mature and brutally honest Heather. Moose- Missed it by that much.

kdizzle——-priceless!!

P3 should be a softball over the middle of the plate for MUT

I don’t think a guy with Pelwecki’s greasy hair could date glamorous girls no matter how many touchdowns he scored.

@Chiphilton: There’s a greasy haired guy with a crossbow who would probably dispute that.

P-1: A pleated skirt! Now, do you believe us about the Time Warp in Milford? P-2: Sticking with said Time Warp – “Would you ike to be Queen for a Day”!! 3: Win friends, influence people? The book just hit Milford’s Book Store, Moose Pelwecki, man of Destiny! The horse is out of the barn, everybody raise your hand if you can’t wait for next Football season’s story-line and his untimely ACL injury destroying his life. Nice job, Heather!

If Milford doesn’t use a fullback, doesn’t that imply they’re running some variation of a spread, which would also mean they would use an H-back instead of a tight end? (I admit I could be wrong here, knowing more about 3-5-2s and and 4-4-2s than spreads and Power Is).

Now instead of calling plays Heather is going to change the whole Milford offense? And I thought her project was to date P-brain. wrong again.

Milford apparently has four tight ends and don’t use a fullback? Hey, it’s a running formation. I wonder who’s getting the ball?

Ellisburkes: Number One eccentric back has to go to the Mildford era’s Joe Don Loony of the Detroit Lions. His first notoriety came when the coach told him to take in a play (he wasn’t a starter) and my man told Harry Gilmer; "if you want a messenger boy, call Western Union. After football he went to India and made his living washing Elephants and studying Eastern Philosophies. Always loved him.

“And rabbits, Heather…tell me about the Rabbits, Heather”

P1 – Looks like Heather shrunk again.

P2 – The big pointing finger at the audience move, a GT tradition.

P3 – Who the hell is that lady? Did Heather go on some makeover reality show after the last game?

And speaking of makeovers, how about you make over to Mopped Up Thorp for a chuckle or two?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

My buddy used to tell girls he had three inches of power. Amazed me how often it worked.

@Mr. Spridget: Bravo, Bravo! Heather Burn’s pens “Of Mudlarks and Men”

So this was the thing Heather had to take care of before she could coach the 7-on-7 team and help with summer drills? This was the urgent task? 7-on-7 and drills won’t start for 6 months Heather, I think you could have squeezed this conversation in at some point before then.

It’s great that she has the power to change Milford’s offense, based on her brilliant idea to run the draw against the blitz. Her logic escapes me though. They don’t use a fullback because they don’t have a great one? That doesn’t stop them from using a tight end. Or four of them. Or from using a quarterback, or wide receiver, or…

Normally the coaches might have some input on Heather’s changes, but I picture them being like George Castanza’s boss Mr. Krueger.

“So now you’re in charge of the team’s offense? Is that your job now?”

“Yes?”

“Okay with me.”

@bearwku: He was always one of my favorites; that’s why I followed him after football.