Pickles by Brian Crane for December 10, 2016

Oh, the Cougars are more important than your wife’s personal cleanliness, Earl?

two minutes in football time is a loooooong time

And that’s why we always store our spares in the bathroom.

Not good Earl! Your night is shot!

Opal should have checked before she sat down.

Wifey needs to go to plan B . . . the shower:) Or plan C . . . Earl’s personal facecloth:) Or plan D . . . sit in Earl’s lap while he’s watching the second half:) His pants will do nicely, better then toilet paper, for absorbing Number 1 and Number 2:/

Who is Earl rooting for Yale? Does Yale have a football team? If so have they ever won a championship? Sorry Yale for picking on you:( Jealous I guess:( Yale is a top dog school:) I graduated from reform school:( I majored in running from the police:(

In real life, that’s at least 10 minutes and 4 commercials.

I didn’t know Yahoo had a sports team. :P

Priorities Earl; priorities.

Watching an NFL game you can clean your house and do the laundry during commercials and not miss a play.

That’s why I have a TV in every room, including the garage and laundry room.

I think a classy red “U” would look better on Earl’s shirt.

Not to worry. There will be several commercial breaks.

Opal’s gonna have ring-around-her-rosie!

It is my job, in our house, to make sure that there is always a sufficient supply of papel higiénico and that the baño is always stocked.

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There’s nothing worse than listening to the dulcet shrill of my spouse, cussing me out in Spanish, at 3:30am, because I neglected to replace the roll of toilet paper and there’s no spare in the bathroom ! Hooo Boy !

how the French handle it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og

Love the BYU Cougars sweatshirt, Earl!!

YETHSIR ! I’m with Retired Dude ! Opal, or MOST folk would check out the situation first !

Earl needs to get a Costco package of toilet tissue. 24 rolls.

Bathroom humor

Oh Earl if you were my hubby you would be so flapped, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.

She can wait until a commercial break in the action.

Why not just pause the game? What! He watches it live? I never watch anything that isn’t already recorded.

Watching BYU game are we

I know I shouldn’t really ask whether she has done Number 1 or Number 2…

xxx

Payback is a &** Opal!

And that two minutes will take at least 15 minutes to finish.

There are some household duties I never trust Himself with, and making sure there is adequate TP is major.

@grog nope no bulldog

And there he is! Mister “The games aren’t in the afternoons anymore!”. He should be able to pause it, since he’s probably watching the replay of the game the night before.