Wifey needs to go to plan B . . . the shower:) Or plan C . . . Earl’s personal facecloth:) Or plan D . . . sit in Earl’s lap while he’s watching the second half:) His pants will do nicely, better then toilet paper, for absorbing Number 1 and Number 2:/
Who is Earl rooting for Yale? Does Yale have a football team? If so have they ever won a championship? Sorry Yale for picking on you:( Jealous I guess:( Yale is a top dog school:) I graduated from reform school:( I majored in running from the police:(
It is my job, in our house, to make sure that there is always a sufficient supply of papel higiénico and that the baño is always stocked.
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There’s nothing worse than listening to the dulcet shrill of my spouse, cussing me out in Spanish, at 3:30am, because I neglected to replace the roll of toilet paper and there’s no spare in the bathroom ! Hooo Boy !
And there he is! Mister “The games aren’t in the afternoons anymore!”. He should be able to pause it, since he’s probably watching the replay of the game the night before.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Oh, the Cougars are more important than your wife’s personal cleanliness, Earl?
Jonni over 7 years ago
two minutes in football time is a loooooong time
Clover81 over 7 years ago
And that’s why we always store our spares in the bathroom.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 7 years ago
Not good Earl! Your night is shot!
Retired Dude over 7 years ago
Opal should have checked before she sat down.
johnnytiggs over 7 years ago
Wifey needs to go to plan B . . . the shower:) Or plan C . . . Earl’s personal facecloth:) Or plan D . . . sit in Earl’s lap while he’s watching the second half:) His pants will do nicely, better then toilet paper, for absorbing Number 1 and Number 2:/
johnnytiggs over 7 years ago
Who is Earl rooting for Yale? Does Yale have a football team? If so have they ever won a championship? Sorry Yale for picking on you:( Jealous I guess:( Yale is a top dog school:) I graduated from reform school:( I majored in running from the police:(
Al Nala over 7 years ago
In real life, that’s at least 10 minutes and 4 commercials.
Lisa Lou Premium Member over 7 years ago
I didn’t know Yahoo had a sports team. :P
grandpa1 over 7 years ago
Priorities Earl; priorities.
ksu71 over 7 years ago
Watching an NFL game you can clean your house and do the laundry during commercials and not miss a play.
jtviper7 over 7 years ago
That’s why I have a TV in every room, including the garage and laundry room.
Utahfirst over 7 years ago
I think a classy red “U” would look better on Earl’s shirt.
Tyge over 7 years ago
Not to worry. There will be several commercial breaks.
rattlerz_1 over 7 years ago
Opal’s gonna have ring-around-her-rosie!
Linguist over 7 years ago
It is my job, in our house, to make sure that there is always a sufficient supply of papel higiénico and that the baño is always stocked.
.
There’s nothing worse than listening to the dulcet shrill of my spouse, cussing me out in Spanish, at 3:30am, because I neglected to replace the roll of toilet paper and there’s no spare in the bathroom ! Hooo Boy !
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 7 years ago
how the French handle it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og
Camiyami Premium Member over 7 years ago
Love the BYU Cougars sweatshirt, Earl!!
Neat '33 over 7 years ago
YETHSIR ! I’m with Retired Dude ! Opal, or MOST folk would check out the situation first !
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Earl needs to get a Costco package of toilet tissue. 24 rolls.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 7 years ago
Bathroom humor
alondra over 7 years ago
Oh Earl if you were my hubby you would be so flapped, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
She can wait until a commercial break in the action.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Why not just pause the game? What! He watches it live? I never watch anything that isn’t already recorded.
winnifred over 7 years ago
Watching BYU game are we
Number Three over 7 years ago
I know I shouldn’t really ask whether she has done Number 1 or Number 2…
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whenlifewassimpler over 7 years ago
Payback is a &** Opal!
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
And that two minutes will take at least 15 minutes to finish.
LuvThemPluggers over 7 years ago
There are some household duties I never trust Himself with, and making sure there is adequate TP is major.
winnifred over 7 years ago
@grog nope no bulldog
byuclark over 7 years ago
And there he is! Mister “The games aren’t in the afternoons anymore!”. He should be able to pause it, since he’s probably watching the replay of the game the night before.