Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2016

Get some scissors, cut off that loose thread, and be happy. Wait, we already have a Happy. Be someone else.

His ontology is unravelling.

Imagine what would happen were he confronted by a frayed collar.

After it is all said and done, slow your pace down from rushing to a walk of life.

No need to dwell so much about the thread, sleeves are replaceable..

Man [Gurgling]: “Does anyone have a snorkel?”

…Aqua boy hated his new job cleaning toilets…

…this is what happens if you get too close to the cosmic thread….

…is the bowl half full or half empty…

…J.J. Abrams was never very good at tying up loose threads…

…dread,the Klingon form of suicidal thoughts…

…what you don’t think of will get you…

…whoa when I say whoa…

…loose thead-butterfly-same thing…

…what if I am just a thread bare barely drawn out background character in God’s Gameboy Jesus game?…

….I blame Obama…

I want to drown, in cold water…

Who?

Must not be a Buddhist, they don’t get existential dread. They understand how silly it is. It’s sillier even than soaking your head.

Looks like he totally misunderstood when Walter said, “____ it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

Looks like he’s got a screw loose rather than a thread.

What’s wrong with you people? Haven’t you ever seen an oczu kąpiel before?

Try as he may, it is still an indifferent world.

This person needs to dish out his issues.

Some silly little angst is often solved with brightly colored spanx.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Lameness is next to Grace.

Being a cultured gentleman, he always availed himself of the finger bowl after the meat course.

Coming home from the burlesque show left him with a dilemma, which he eventually resolved through a compromise.

Knowing that the sleeves should eventually be replaced, it’s simply a matter of motivation to purchase new sleeves, as well as to maintain proper posture..

The existential dread was there before the loose thread. The latter merely intensified the former. And like so many endreadened existentialists, our boy took the weak way out.

Ariston men Hudor. Water is best. (Pindar, I guess….)

Pull my thread… uh, finger!

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