A woman told her husband that she wanted to get a breast enhancement, and that it would cost $10,000. He said that would be fine , but he knew of a cheaper an less arduous method.
“What is that?” she asked.
“Just take and rub toilet paper between your breasts and they will get bigger.”
" Will that really work?" she said looking doubtfully at him.
" It sure worked on your ass. " were his final words.
Farside99 about 8 years ago
Let’s just say that it doesn’t make it look any smaller.
Melki Premium Member about 8 years ago
Just tell her she looks like a Kardashian.
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
No. Your butt makes your butt….
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Kardashian Komplex.
Here's Waldo about 8 years ago
Q. “Does this dress make my butt look bigger?”A. “Does this face make me look stupid?”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Pleasantly plump.”
Erichalfbee about 8 years ago
nothing can make your butt look, it has no eyes.
sandflea about 8 years ago
It Depends, maybe she just needs to be changed.
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
“Just more of you to love dear " "KAPOW !!!
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
You don’t need that pesky pillow ????
whiteheron about 8 years ago
A woman told her husband that she wanted to get a breast enhancement, and that it would cost $10,000. He said that would be fine , but he knew of a cheaper an less arduous method.
“What is that?” she asked.
“Just take and rub toilet paper between your breasts and they will get bigger.”
" Will that really work?" she said looking doubtfully at him.
" It sure worked on your ass. " were his final words.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago
Its not your dress that make your butt look big, its McCoy!
Jim Kerner about 8 years ago
Boy! Can she twerk with that thing!!
sufamelico about 8 years ago
Possibly yes, but better make some more room !
Rush Strong Premium Member about 8 years ago
No, hon, your butt makes the dress look big.
komix1234 about 8 years ago
Tell her that she looks pretty, no matter what she wears! Else you will be picking up your teeth, later, after you wake up!