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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2017
January 15, 2017
January 17, 2017
Transcript:
Goat: What do you think happiness is?
Rat: Happiness is that short little moment of joy right before you think disaster is just around the corner.
Goat: That's very fleeting.
Rat: It's really just a plot to get your guard down.
Happiness is a fleeting emotion based on your circumstance. Joy is a state of focusing on the fact that no matter what your circumstance, you will be all right.
I usually get a flat tire on my bicycle when I’m enjoying the experience too much. I can never really enjoy it until the final block before I get home.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
You know what the end of happiness is? Love.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oaAA3PMLulk
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Adiraiju about 8 years ago
Happiness is finding out you’ve still got some leftover pizza in the back of the fridge.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Rat believes that it’s always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
That occasional glimpse of happiness it what keeps some of us going.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
And here I thought “Happiness is a warm gun”
mattro61 about 8 years ago
Why would you be happy if you thought disaster was coming? A fundamentalist’s dream.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Happiness is different for everyone. For me snuggling with that special someone :-)
Ichabod Ferguson about 8 years ago
Happiness is finding a twenty dollar bill in a coat you put away last winter.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Final proof that I am Rat. or at least kin to him. I am torn between the happiness of discovery, and disaster of realization.
SkyFisher about 8 years ago
Happiness is a fleeting emotion based on your circumstance. Joy is a state of focusing on the fact that no matter what your circumstance, you will be all right.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
I usually get a flat tire on my bicycle when I’m enjoying the experience too much. I can never really enjoy it until the final block before I get home.
grainpaw about 8 years ago
Happiness is a warm puppy. -Charles Schulz
Michael Smith about 8 years ago
But what is happiness? It’s a moment before you need more happiness. – Don Draper
Radish... about 8 years ago
Happiness is finding your core soul while everything else collapses around you.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Happiness is reading a Pearls Before Swine comic strip where Rat has been caught in a rat trap.
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eb110americana about 8 years ago
Who’s trying to get Guard Duck’s feathers now? And why?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Rat is cynical. That’s okay, ’cause he makes me happy….
Robin Harwood about 8 years ago
Rat is right. Just when you think you can relax and enjoy things, Go Comics changes the format.
TMO1 Premium Member about 8 years ago
There’s a LOT of truth to this one.
glowing-steak32 about 8 years ago
But in the meantime, we’ve got pizza!
MarioFan85 almost 6 years ago
Happiness is Super Mario
SuperCharged5- about 3 years ago
happiness is finding out your items didn’t despawn