Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2017

Hey! This “New GoComics Experience” isn’t so bad! I kinda like it… What? This isn’t the new…? Damm…

(on television someday)

“The end of the world, with Ed Ferlong, is brought to you by…”

STAY AWAY FROM EQUITIES, UNLESS YOU’RE UNDER 50….HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DREADED UPGRADE???

The end of one Age, the beginning of another is how it works. Certainly on this planet we are on. It has happened many times both huge ones and smaller ones. The huge one coming up is our own blundering handiwork. The small one we are getting here is a minor one.

Dr. Strangelove was on TV the other day…It actually spooked me…..It seemed like a documentary of what’s going on now…..now……..In fact I had to keep replenishing my precious bodily fluids by the pint….

The world will end at six. Full coverage at eleven

Wall Street guys will monetize anything, including their own mother

this is how hedge fund managers make their money

If certain Wall Street speculators, are wired to reacting and acting on Trump Tweets, I’m sure that they’ll find a way to monetize this !

Lamehawk, what does that mean? Are you pro clean water? Or is Flint water good enough for you?…I don’t get your point.. Commies bad, Environmentalist good…

I have a cartoon on my fridge by Horsey. Rush Limbaugh is interviewing Gaia, who says, “I’ve been hot before. It’s you humans who’ll have to find another planet.” Looks like we’ll get what we deserve.

I have a cartoon on my fridge by Horsey. Rush Limbaugh is interviewing Gaia, who says, “I’ve been hot before. It’s you humans who’ll have to find another planet.” Looks like we’ll get what we deserve.

We have Wall Street represented by Goldman Sachs in the elite Trump cabinet of billionaires.

Too late, it’s already been monetized and there’s no profit left for the little guy.

Wall St. motto: We met the enemy and they is us.

Another dooming; that’s all we need.

Best scam I’ve heard for monetizing “end of the world” predictions is the Atheist Pet-Care Service. For a small annual fee, the atheists running the business promise to take care of the pets of Christian fundamentalists after they’ve been raptured away.

All I did was refresh the old page and here I am.

Hey, I removed this comic from my list last October. Why is it showing up? I’m afraid to remove it now, this site might flip me back to the beginning and it has taken me 30 minutes just to make it this far.

I am Not a number! If anyone hasn’t figured it out yet, you may need to update your user profile to bring back your user name. Change is good if it stops those error messages the old ads used to cause from time to time. :)

I was Doomed and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt!

Bad premise for today’s strip. If it’s a political commentary, it shows the author is an idiot. Didn’t take much smarts to buy some stocks, see them sky high, and sell ’em a week later to made a cool profit….ranging from 20-40% with no help from a “pro advisor.” “End of the world?” More like “End of stupid investing!”