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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 17, 2017
January 16, 2017
January 18, 2017
Transcript:
Boopsie: Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently-- a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives-- that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life! Joanie! Zonker! What are you doing here? Joanie: Hush, daughter! Zonker: Mom, can I go to the stoning of St. Stephen?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Most people call these âregressionsâ dreams.
Pointspread about 8 years ago
Zonker was into âstoningâ even back then!
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
Saint Stephen with a rose,
In and out of the garden he goesâŠ
Argythree about 8 years ago
@LWP: I thought most people would call these âregressionsâ a proof of a disturbed mindâŠ
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
@ARGYTHREE
When people from your real life appear in your âregressions,â youâre dreaming.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Nice touch to have Zonker wanting to attend a stoning. nyuk, nyuk.
Cozmik Cowboy about 8 years ago
Only if you take a rose, Zonk.
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 8 years ago
You canât call this toon updated if it was written in 1988!
Linguist about 8 years ago
How come all these past life regressions are always so romantic ? No Monty Pythonesque mucking about ? No pox ridden, toothless existence for these âregressorsâ ? No stench, poverty, violence, and misery ?
Reality apparently doesnât exist in our past lives.
Kip W about 8 years ago
Seems legit.
steverinoCT about 8 years ago
Of course, Stephen wasnât a Saint, then! Like having a coin dated 10 BC.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Back in the 80s California went way overboard on this crap. State paid these idiots back then
jbruins84341 about 8 years ago
I feel sorry for Joanie, having to be Zonkerâs mom.
Argythree about 8 years ago
@Jackâs WhirlofHate: Before someone can be pardoned they have to be convicted. Except on Planet Hate, I guess. Your guy won. Stop being such a poor winner and change the subject. Arenât you gonna tell us what youâre wearing to the Swearing In ceremony?
Argythree about 8 years ago
@NG49: Have you ever read the book A Dogâs Purpose ? Interesting take on reincarnation, but also makes you think about past life regressions. Why NOT include the same characters; youâre supposed to be learning something. Kind of likethe film Groundhogâs Day .
Argythree about 8 years ago
@Jack: LOL! In that case, I really doubt that youâll need the chastity beltâŠ