Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 09, 2017
Transcript:
Flo: The tide is comin' in now, Eddie, so you need to show yawr minions that you can't walk on watah. Eddie: *Sigh* Ok, folks...I hafta show you the truth... Crowd: Yes! Yes! Show us the way to bliss, o great water walker!! Voices out of frame: Aftah my bah tab is paid off. It shall be done!! Ned: The line between madness and genius just got thinner.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Eh, split between a dozen people or so, it shouldn’t be all that bad… at first.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
Genius and insanity; Paulie represents the genius!
Superfrog over 7 years ago
A paid bar tab is a station on the road to bliss.
dadoctah over 7 years ago
At least the cat knew he wasn’t going to go through with it.
Ragtime78rpm over 7 years ago
Necessity is the mother of invention…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
And what of the line between human intelligence and human stupidity?
I mean… there must be one… right?
davidweinstock over 7 years ago
now there is one more religious leader to fleece the flock.
KenseidenXL over 7 years ago
There’s a LINE?!
Sandfan over 7 years ago
Eddie is just preaching the line of most religious leaders…send me some money.
brain Les over 7 years ago
took me a minute: I thought that ‘bah tab’ was bath tub, foolish of me,…
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Eddie’s “bah tab” paid in full is a bigger miracle than “wakin’ on watah”
Linguist over 7 years ago
I wonder how many millions of $$$ a certain family, of dubious distinction, will make, in the next four years, thanks to the gullibility of the faithful flock of foolish, fatalistic, fascist followers.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
Well, that certainly lowered the tone.
Dr_Zinj over 7 years ago
I can walk on water too. But only for a few months of the year.
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
No, Joe – the line was just erased. I saw it on FOX News.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
He should have held out for a lifetime tab.
dflak over 7 years ago
Religion and politics are force multipliers for stupidity.