Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 25, 2017

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    izzymandaous  about 8 years ago

    Glad your wife made it back in the strip.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Do not use the flash on your cats!

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I get no reaction when I flash cats. Their owners yell at me to get off their property, though. Then I’m off in a flash.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 8 years ago

    How to tell your cat’s a minion of Satan in one question: Is it a cat?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Weakly implied.

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    kd1sq Premium Member about 8 years ago

    We have six cats – they’re ALL minions of Satan. It’s what cats do.

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    ChessPirate  about 8 years ago

    These are mock instructions??!?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    If you had a reflective coating on the inside of your eyes you’d reflect it too! It would also improve your night sight. Imaging having cat based eyes?

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    eb110americana  about 8 years ago

    Those vacuum-formed plastic packages are actually called “blister packs.” The joke is that you get blisters from trying to open them.

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    Nuliajuk  about 8 years ago

    Go to a fabric store and buy a large stitch ripper. It’s essentially the same thing as the tool for opening blister packs but is a bit less expensive.

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    Nuliajuk  about 8 years ago

    Red cat eyes? Must be a Siamese. Most cat eyes reflect green.

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