Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 10, 2017

Whoa indeed, Hudson. Who knew Poncho’s badness was a stabilizing force in the universe!

Whoa indeed. If this were in Pisa, Italy, the tower would completely topple over after 500 years or so.

PONCHO, WHAT DID YOU (not) DO?!

He will bring balance to the Force…

The “Force” is strong in this one……….Hudson-wan-dog-nobbie you have your work cut out for you……..

Considering he needs new material, he can´t do many misdeeds atm.

Maybe not the whole Universe, but it would kill Pooch Cafe.

“YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE FORCES OF NATURE AND YOU WILL ATTONE !!!” [then, gently] “Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beal?”

—film NETWORK

It’s the tiny amount of good intentions that counts, I guess. If only he’d know that she has a strong gag reflex and an allergic reaction to chicle, it would be okay.

No coincidences here, however, a dog that has interplanetary mooch powers could indeed be a force of balance in his world. Yin and Yang if you please. Back off slowly Hudson and go have a beer.

This reminds me of an episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: My Fair Mandy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nogDeyhfLIo — about the 20 minute point in the show).

Kong needs to go on a diet.

Poncho, no.