Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2017
Transcript:
"Rat the President" Rat: This idiot cartoonist named Matt Wuerker did a cartoon making fun of me. Is he allowed to do that? Man: Yes, sir. That's his first amendment right. Rat: Oh. Man: Why? "President Rat Hey, @wuerker, @CIA coming over to punch u in face." Man: Not an option, sir. Rat: Oh...well, can the F.B.I. kick him in the hoo-haws?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Why not? Comey had no problem doing Trump’s dirty work.
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
You’re allowed to make fun of the president; you’re just not allowed to get his attention in the process.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
When it comes to the government, someone could use a good, hard kick in The Rump.
railwayman001 about 8 years ago
I have a strange feeling that if Matt Wuerker has a family, his wife and daughters might shop at Nordstrom.
PICTO about 8 years ago
The FBI can’t kick anybody in the hoo-haws just cause you ask…that’s the CIA’s job.
cdgar about 8 years ago
President bashing is fun, but our newest one makes it too easy.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 8 years ago
Give the Rump (er, Rat) hell, Matt!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
President Rat
Hey, @wuerker,
IRS coming
over to punch
u in face
- much better!
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Should of had a follow up strip of more Crocs today ! Croc Power :-}
aerilim about 8 years ago
Hey, when Bannon lost his hair?
Ignatz Premium Member about 8 years ago
The frightening thing is that there appear to be a significant number of Americans who think that that’s Presidential behavior.
mortaur about 8 years ago
No…but the IRS can.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
Maybe the president should do the job himself. Have an Oompa Loompa kick someone in the oompa loompas.
Radish... about 8 years ago
President Rat is against the workers.
skipper1992 about 8 years ago
I see an audit in Pastis’s future.
phredturner about 8 years ago
The FBI is Trump’s SS
Alice Lidell about 8 years ago
The last guy was so much more subtle… He had the IRS take care of it.
James1155 about 8 years ago
Job Opening:HOW-HAW Kicker
James1155 about 8 years ago
Women don’t know Hoo-Haws!
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
“Piggy don’t like no president playa’ hat’r.”
Number Three about 8 years ago
What kind of idiot uses the term “Hoo Haws”?
Oh yes.
Rat.
xxx
Milady Meg about 8 years ago
Thanks for turning me on to Wuerker. Now I have something else to read!
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Get some Black Ops guys to do the wet work, Pres Rat! Let ’em work on Wuerker—but not too much so. He knows where you live, too!
Die Barney over 4 years ago
Which matt wuerker comic is it?
andresvillav 10 months ago
Wait til the next one…