Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2017
Transcript:
"Rat the President" Rat: This idiot cartoonist named Matt Wuerker did a cartoon making fun of me. Is he allowed to do that? Man: Yes, sir. That's his first amendment right. Rat: Oh. Man: Why? "President Rat Hey, @wuerker, @CIA coming over to punch u in face." Man: Not an option, sir. Rat: Oh...well, can the F.B.I. kick him in the hoo-haws?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Why not? Comey had no problem doing Trump’s dirty work.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
You’re allowed to make fun of the president; you’re just not allowed to get his attention in the process.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
When it comes to the government, someone could use a good, hard kick in The Rump.
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
I have a strange feeling that if Matt Wuerker has a family, his wife and daughters might shop at Nordstrom.
PICTO almost 8 years ago
The FBI can’t kick anybody in the hoo-haws just cause you ask…that’s the CIA’s job.
cdgar almost 8 years ago
President bashing is fun, but our newest one makes it too easy.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Give the Rump (er, Rat) hell, Matt!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
President Rat
Hey, @wuerker,
IRS coming
over to punch
u in face
- much better!
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Should of had a follow up strip of more Crocs today ! Croc Power :-}
aerilim almost 8 years ago
Hey, when Bannon lost his hair?
Ignatz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The frightening thing is that there appear to be a significant number of Americans who think that that’s Presidential behavior.
mortaur almost 8 years ago
No…but the IRS can.
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Maybe the president should do the job himself. Have an Oompa Loompa kick someone in the oompa loompas.
Radish... almost 8 years ago
President Rat is against the workers.
skipper1992 almost 8 years ago
I see an audit in Pastis’s future.
phredturner almost 8 years ago
The FBI is Trump’s SS
Alice Lidell almost 8 years ago
The last guy was so much more subtle… He had the IRS take care of it.
James1155 almost 8 years ago
Job Opening:HOW-HAW Kicker
James1155 almost 8 years ago
Women don’t know Hoo-Haws!
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
“Piggy don’t like no president playa’ hat’r.”
Number Three almost 8 years ago
What kind of idiot uses the term “Hoo Haws”?
Oh yes.
Rat.
xxx
Skeptical Meg almost 8 years ago
Thanks for turning me on to Wuerker. Now I have something else to read!
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Get some Black Ops guys to do the wet work, Pres Rat! Let ’em work on Wuerker—but not too much so. He knows where you live, too!
Die Barney about 4 years ago
Which matt wuerker comic is it?
andresvillav 7 months ago
Wait til the next one…