Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2017
February 19, 2017
February 21, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, Goat. Today is the day I take precedence over everything else in your life.
Goat: And why is that?
Rat: Precedence Day.
Goat: Presidents Day.
Rat: Oh, who wants to celebrate them?
Goatpox, crocpox, zebrapox, pigpox and maybe a couple of other poxes would completely decimate most, if not all, the cast of characters on “Pearls Before Swine”. What would Pastis do then? Today’s Frog Applause is about poxes. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2017/02/20
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
And this rodent is the Oval Office?
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
If you ARE the President, or an ex-president, you kinda do take precedence.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Folks, I think a lot of us can come up with a better pun than this. I’ll go first:
This is the day we get out the iron and run it over Pig’s dense head; Press-a-dense Day!
Who’s next?
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
Who wants to celebrate them? Apparently not Congress. They are the ones who combined Washington’s and Lincoln’s birthdays into 1 holiday.
alviebird over 7 years ago
Not my precedent.
scpandich over 7 years ago
I’m celebrating Washington and Lincoln. The rest? Pfah.
John Smith over 7 years ago
To answer Rat’s question: Federal employees!
juicebruce over 7 years ago
The best reason for some holidays is to help us remember where we came from and to try and build upon that past…………….
WaitingMan over 7 years ago
One group of people happy about the Trump presidency are the descendants of James Buchanan, who will no longer be seen as the worst president ever.
pugmahone12 over 7 years ago
crocs please
nosirrom over 7 years ago
We’re celebrating the Supreme Court?
del_grande Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’s why it’s still “officially” called Washington’s Birthday, at least at the federal level
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Everybody flag the troll.
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
Retailers.
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Goatpox, crocpox, zebrapox, pigpox and maybe a couple of other poxes would completely decimate most, if not all, the cast of characters on “Pearls Before Swine”. What would Pastis do then? Today’s Frog Applause is about poxes. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2017/02/20
Number Three over 7 years ago
Is the “Rat is President” storyline over now?
Shame, I was enjoying it!
xxx
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Rat’s hyper-inflated ego would be suitably stroked if you would just pretend to grovel, Goat….
K.r.Qunynghamm over 7 years ago
Nobody, Rat. Nobody…
BTO over 7 years ago
In Ontario Canada, it’s “Family Day.”Better the devil(s) you know, yes?
RaZaP over 4 years ago
This is actually coming from Rat, who happens to be the president?
A_Dilophosaurus over 3 years ago
Hey! This is the first time I’ve read an older strip on the right day!