Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2017
February 19, 2017
February 21, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, Goat. Today is the day I take precedence over everything else in your life.
Goat: And why is that?
Rat: Precedence Day.
Goat: Presidents Day.
Rat: Oh, who wants to celebrate them?
Goatpox, crocpox, zebrapox, pigpox and maybe a couple of other poxes would completely decimate most, if not all, the cast of characters on “Pearls Before Swine”. What would Pastis do then? Today’s Frog Applause is about poxes. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2017/02/20
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
And this rodent is the Oval Office?
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
If you ARE the President, or an ex-president, you kinda do take precedence.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Folks, I think a lot of us can come up with a better pun than this. I’ll go first:
This is the day we get out the iron and run it over Pig’s dense head; Press-a-dense Day!
Who’s next?
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Who wants to celebrate them? Apparently not Congress. They are the ones who combined Washington’s and Lincoln’s birthdays into 1 holiday.
alviebird almost 8 years ago
Not my precedent.
scpandich almost 8 years ago
I’m celebrating Washington and Lincoln. The rest? Pfah.
John Smith almost 8 years ago
To answer Rat’s question: Federal employees!
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
The best reason for some holidays is to help us remember where we came from and to try and build upon that past…………….
WaitingMan almost 8 years ago
One group of people happy about the Trump presidency are the descendants of James Buchanan, who will no longer be seen as the worst president ever.
pugmahone12 almost 8 years ago
crocs please
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
We’re celebrating the Supreme Court?
del_grande Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s why it’s still “officially” called Washington’s Birthday, at least at the federal level
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Everybody flag the troll.
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
Retailers.
painedsmile almost 8 years ago
Goatpox, crocpox, zebrapox, pigpox and maybe a couple of other poxes would completely decimate most, if not all, the cast of characters on “Pearls Before Swine”. What would Pastis do then? Today’s Frog Applause is about poxes. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2017/02/20
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Is the “Rat is President” storyline over now?
Shame, I was enjoying it!
xxx
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Rat’s hyper-inflated ego would be suitably stroked if you would just pretend to grovel, Goat….
K.r.Qunynghamm almost 8 years ago
Nobody, Rat. Nobody…
BTO almost 8 years ago
In Ontario Canada, it’s “Family Day.”Better the devil(s) you know, yes?
RaZaP over 4 years ago
This is actually coming from Rat, who happens to be the president?
A_Dilophosaurus almost 4 years ago
Hey! This is the first time I’ve read an older strip on the right day!