Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 24, 2017

a sinkhole in their yard?

Sinkhole?! I thought you said stink-hole!

She might want to remember an old story about a boy who cried wolf a lot

We’re getting a pool?

freaking fracking

National Chili Day?

OK, so the rumor about an ancient Indian burial ground was true.

A neighbor’s yard, I suppose. They would have noticed it when they left for the walk if it was theirs.

Shazam! Arlo is channeling Captain Marvel!

The dark spot at bottom resembles Texas.

I’ve often told my wife that just because I don’t always listen to what she says doesn’t mean I don’t like the sound of her voice.

My wife complains I don’t listen to her – at least I think that’s what she said.

JJ should have saved this until May 5. Sinkhole de Mayo.

Gas explosion?

This looks like central Florida . . .

He really did not remember that she told him about a Sinkhole?? They are pretty rare, even in Florida. He needs to listen better.

It could be a salt dome blowout like has happen in two cases in Louisiana in this century. One drained a major lake, the other threatened to devour a town.

President Trump has committed to developing some new and improved nukes, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. Pretty good for pin-point destruction on the very first try.

(Could be a natural gas pipeline break instead, but where’s the fun in that?)

Janis is thinking, “If he buys this, I’ll have a free ride on ‘you never listen’ forever!”

Northern California?

The nuclear arsenal up grade goes back to Obama. I’d rather they reduce the number by a magnitude at least.