Run home, Calvin! Get Mom to call the school while you change your pants. She might even take enough sympathy on you to let you stay home the rest of the day and tell the school you were suddenly taken ill on the playground and then you can get out of doing the math problem on the blackboard.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
The last option will only make the tear bigger.
Professor W over 7 years ago
Put your shorts up so that the tear only shows your shirt
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 7 years ago
Just get a sewing machine, some thread, and sew it back together.
Kind&Kinder over 7 years ago
The last option would be a bit too cheeky even for Calvin.
laughingkitty over 7 years ago
Run home, Calvin! Get Mom to call the school while you change your pants. She might even take enough sympathy on you to let you stay home the rest of the day and tell the school you were suddenly taken ill on the playground and then you can get out of doing the math problem on the blackboard.
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
At this rate school will be over for the day before he figures something out.
Knightman Premium Member over 7 years ago
theincrediblebulk over 7 years ago
at Calvin’s age I never really cared when that type of accident happened. I guess I had no sense of shame
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
This will be known as ‘The Calvin shuffle’.
tracerbullet over 7 years ago
In scientific parlance, Calvin has now become a gluteopod.
bookworm0812 over 7 years ago
Perfect!
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
It’s a little late now, but I wish GoComics would update so that you’d be notified when someone replied to your comment.
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
Oh, that wouldn’t look conspicuous. Sigh!
Joliet Jake over 7 years ago
Maybe just go to the office, so they can call your mom to bring you different pair of pants to change into.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
Three words, Calvin: the nurse’s office.
Number Three over 7 years ago
Maybe you can skive off school and hopefully Miss Wormwood won’t notice?
Nah.
xxx
eb110americana over 7 years ago
(Last panel) Why not? Hobbes seems to enjoy it.