Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2017

Can I get it in a cone?

Remember, kids, you can only rent a beer-sicle.

Oh, what a great idea!

Waiter…I’ll have a Heineken with extra sprinkles.

If ice cream trucks mostly play “The Entertainer” by Scott Joplin, would beer trucks play “Tequila” by The Champs?

“One budnana split, please”

I remember this from “Shark Tank” – Beer Infused Premium Ice Cream http://www.thebrewerscow.com/

I can’t decide. Blue Moon Orange-sicle, Corona Lemon-sicle, Cream Ale-sicle. Maybe I’ll just get the Chocolate Stout-sicle.

That concept would work in England because the kids can legally drink at like age 11 or 12 rears old :-)

I’m guessing that this isn’t the same family as the brewery; however, … http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/butterbeer-ice-cream_us_58cfd3ffe4b0ec9d29dd5d08

That’ll get us beer drinkers running.

Kids used to drink beer, because it was safer than drinking the water….

This troubled cartoonist think this is a way to give alcohol to children…not in anyways funny.

Josh, it’s a cartoon for crying out loud.

Welp, beer is now cheaper than ice cream now, fwiw…

Knowing Rat, there will be prescription opioids and crystal meth available under the counter.

I’m in if he slows down.

In some states, the business model is going to pot.

The beer truck is ‘chasing’ the bourbon truck.

President Rat making America drunk again!

Ultimate ice beer.

Nothing wrong with a bit of beer. Coca-cola on the other hand should be banned.

I thought you couldn’t freeze alcohol?….am I wrong?

I just got back inside from a training run (training for a half marathon). This sounds mighty appealing right now …

That is just messed up.

BUT, It’s still funny. Because what would you expect from Rat?

xxx

sometimes I think Rat is my spirit animal

Now I want to try making beer flavoured ice cream. I don’t even own an ice cream maker.

Pig seems to disagree, Goat. And what sweet little brainless ninny wouldn’t?

Shame, Rat, exploiting the Little Ones! And, oh yeah, I’ll have a draught pint, please!

This is messed up on so many levels.

HA! Just realized I almost quoted Goat in the last panel.

Advertising beer for kids?! Sooooooooooooooo wrong!!

Hehe, I’ve ever understood why this concept has never become reality despite having been portrayed in cartoon strips many times. The first time I saw it was in the Norwegian strip Pondus, but I’m sure it’s even older than that.

Come on! Us blokes wants our beer vans!

Once again, he proves psychic.WE NEED THIS. NOW.While all the pubs are closed!