Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 14, 2017

What if…

Dakota’s popular friends are a hive mind that brainwashes anyone that goes near them into following them (like Dakota) and plan on making every single kid at school one of them so they can all team up against Phoebe and Marigold?

Try it anyway Phoebe. Like Dakota is even smart at all.

And the black stuff in the burgers is what exactly? Because if it doesn’t poison Marigold it can’t be meat.

This is so cool, like when did you take you last take your unicorn out for a burger and just hang out? I like “The Grill” at lovers Point in P.G. or 17th Street Grill. Both excellent. But alas, no unicorns, just me and my homework . . . . AU -

Seems like Dakota does want to be Phoebe’s friend, but isn’t willing to give up her popularity for it. Or she’s afraid that she’ll be picked on for hanging around Phoebe.

Much friendlier than BURGER LOCATION.

Pixie Burgers. Made from real pixies.

I wondered about the burgers too as my impression is that Marigold was a herbavore. Its probable that, while Unicorns usually choose to eat plants, their magic may also allow them to eat meat. The other possibility is that these are tofu burgers.

Yay, we got to see the Pixie Burger Joint!

Maybe those burgers are made from sauteed mushrooms, or crushed walnuts.

Drop Dakota like the rancid turd that she is.

It’s easy to compare Dakota to Felicia, but now I realize a way she’s more like Avery. Meanwhile, Marigold is starting to remind me more of Llewellyn.

That’s a typical bully behavior! They showcase in front of their so-called friends; but if you’re able to back them into a corner alone, they tend to cower.

BTW, I’m surprised a pixie fast food place would serve burgers… IF those are burgers… :/

So she is a unicorn-lion hybrid?