Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 01, 2017

sounds like a hack you could upload to YouTube

What??? Don’t strain them out — they probably have a little alcohol in them. Squeeze the heck out of them, or swallow them whole.

If he started earlier he could have finished the bottle on the same day.

I just hate it when I have to extract fruit flies from the wine I left out all night.

it’s amazing. I never did have to extract fruit flies from the bottle of wine I left out all nightwhen I was younger….

now that I’m a card-carrying plugger, I have to do it all the time

And here I thought it was just me.

A refined plugger.. the normal kind thinks it adds body

Also works for bits of cork.

ugh, who wants to drink wine that fruit flies were floating in? Would you also drink soup that cockroaches were swimming in?

You made me laugh with that one. Too true.

It gives it wings.

Hmm. Never had that problem (of wine left in a bottle). Only bottles left out overnight are there as bug-traps.

I use old beer in the summer to make garden slug-traps.

A milk filter…